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How to Feed Your Grarrl

Resembling dinosaurs (rawr), this species is rather tall (for a Neopet anyway). They are, on average, about 118 pounds and three feet six inches (107 cm). You may be thinking "HAHA PUNY PET ME CRUSH YOU WITH PINKY". First off, when did you go caveman? Second, THIS IS MEGA HUGE IN NEOPIA. So stop being a caveman and show respect for the BIG guys...

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