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The Dragon Flower: Part One

"Amina, do you remember the way to the forest from here?" the Lutari asked the blue Xweetok.

by waterfairyrani
I've Never Felt Better: Part One

Lord Tamerson absolutely hated visitors.

by catofparadise
 
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How to Prepare For Apocalypse



There are infinite ways in which the final and inevitable destruction of Neopia may come to pass. In this article I intend to prepare you for four such possible scenarios. Future installments in order to safeguard you against the many possible sources of doom may follow, unless by then I am relocated from the Shenkuu Observatory to the Neopian Hospital for the Slightly Strange...



Other Stories


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Wohm: The Reluctant Hero
"Who are you?" Fyora demanded. "What am I doing here?"

by mamasimios

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Banana Cream Coffee
He looked up briefly from the thick pages. "I'm afraid this one isn't for sale. I'm in the middle of reading it myself," he explained.

by moonclasp

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An Interview with Punchbag Bob
Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17

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Around the World in 80 Soufflés: Part 1
One will be sampling the delights and disappointments of a number of fine establishments and then chronicling the experience here for all of you to share in, saving you the wrath of potential food poisoning and the embarrassment of being seen in completely the wrong place.

by horripilated

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Something Has Happened!
Deep in thought...

by yaminoto

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Neopian Law
Clones are bad.

by xx_wolf_xx_cub_xx



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