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Finding the Faith: Part One

Just as I was taking the soup pot off of the fire, my father came into the small house grumbling that my brother had shirked his evening chores again to gossip...

by i_see_short_people83
I Am Moehawk: Part One

"You betcha, Moey! You're going to be a Yes Boy Ice Cream member! This is your chance at the big time!" The last words echoed round his head...

by anorexnik
 
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"I Am Moehawk" by anorexnik
Moey entered the room, blinking at the light that shone directly into his eyes. He saw the assistant hand his application to one of the Yes Boy Ice Cream Shoyrus and tried not to show his nerves. They were here? Watching him? Moey felt his stomach churn...




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