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	The Hoarders: Part One "I just can't afford to keep four pets anymore. I know we had a lot of money, but it just kind of drifted away. But I figured you're older, so you'd cope with this better..." by ruff_zette
	Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part One Upon hitting the ground, Orbulon and the Korbat rolled into the wall. The Korbat stood up and gawked at his severed chain. Then his crazed smile became even more deranged... by tashni
	Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part One Maestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams: a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he looked at his dad with shining eyes... by bitsy_dj

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Gummy Dice Attack Roos

These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power. These dice are as bad as - if not worse than - Dr. Sloth himself. I decided to witness this terror firsthand and interview the wise king on the dramatic current events...

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A New Kind of Ghost Story
"Apparently," the Eyrie interrupted loudly and sarcastically, "she had a mishap along the way. Apparently, she met a ghost thief of some sort. Please! I for one do not believe her story..."

by firehazzard

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Lucky Cake
Tammy quickly looked up for some explanation of why a falling cake had just interrupted her relaxing morning. Then the cake erupted...

by nut862

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Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."

by itchyfan220

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What's in a Name?
"Do I look like I have name-o-matic stamped on me fur? I don't think so, buster. Now, decide on a name, one that isn't already taken, or get yer behind out of line."

by mad_about_tigers

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Neotales
Behold the ultimate!

by agent_t

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Useless Random Events
Who says they're useless?

by ooorianeoo

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