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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part One

"Excellent. Our plan is working perfectly. Hand him over..."

by violajunky
Nothing is As it Seems: Part One

"One day," Pete promised, "I am going to wake up before you do and clamp that beak shut."

by estantia
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part One

"You do realize," she informed the lock, "that I'm going to get the blame for this."

by nimras23
 
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"Never Get Mad" by 4zure
Countless miniature cups had been placed all around his bedroom floor, each filled with water. If he wanted to get out through the door, he'd have to drink his way to it. Deciding that he wasn't thirsty enough for that, he grumbled irritably as he climbed through his window, only to step into...




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The Clumsiest Apology Letter Ever Written
The letter fell from her hand as Illusen suddenly recognized the flowing, spidery penmanship and gasped...

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Forgotten
Natallie stopped immediately and looked back at the young red Usul. "I forgot to give you a name," she said...

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Ready, Set, SNOWBALL FIGHT!
Snowball Fight is true to its name. Although this time, it’s one-sided, meaning no cold surprises smacking you! Sounds like a good deal to me.

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How to Avoid Neopets Burnout
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Neotales
Obeeyyy the meepits...

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