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A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare

The penultimate chapter of A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare!

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For the Love of the Game

A new team meant a new locker room and a new uniform.

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Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast

Rosalina learns more about the Werelupe keeping her captive...

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"The Cook Shall Walk The Plank" by trollkitten
Jangi Jangi was in over his head. The yellow Kiko had always wanted to see the world beyond Kiko Lake. So when a beautiful lady Draik inexplicably named Tygerwing dropped by and asked him if he'd be interested in joining a group of 'anti-pirates' -- a term that Jangi later learned meant pirates that only stole from other pirates -- he'd jumped at the chance. At least, he would have if he'd had, you know, back legs. Which, as it happened, wasn't a problem anymore. One Pirate Aisha Morphing Potion later, and he did have back legs. And also a really bad case of Chickaroo, because that Pirate Aisha Morphing Potion had been brewed up by the first mate, a Techo named Marmalade Jack. Dashing rogue, monster trapper, expert in the supernatural, soldier of fortune... And also the absolute worst cook in the whole of Neopia. To give Jack credit, he HAD somehow managed to cure Jangi's Chickaroo. It had taken two attempts at Herbal Scrambled Eggs, but he'd done it. Still, the eggs had tasted horrible, and after a few days onboard the Leaky Washtub (the ship that lived up to its name)...




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