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Worth Fighting For: Part Twelve

Hyren brought his sword back for a sweeping strike and it clanged against Garoo's weapon. The two locked blades...

by cosmicfire918
Sebastian's Spirits: Part Six

"Nobody dares makes a mockery of me, especially the likes of you."

by crazy_4_sushi
Fireballs Among Friends: Part Eight

Jazan felt the surge and the wild magic – it woke him up. Caspar started with a gasp, and Esmeralda fell off her chair. Then he heard, "Downstairs! Downstairs! Now, now, now!"

by saphira_27
The Battle of Akram: Part Three

Kyriirun shifted in the back of the caravan as the wagon lurched over a rock. They had been travelling for hours...

by fuzzballjesse
Hanso, Jazan, and Kanrik and the We Hate Hanso Club: Part Two

"As much fun as it would be to watch you maim Hanso, I need him for the moment, and I have already reserved the right to end him," Jazan said.

by kristykimmy
 
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