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	Fly High: Kadoaties Don't you wish we ate as well as the kadoaties? by linkxzelda666tingle
	Totally Random Random Contest Always read the rules... by carrotbreath
	The Life of an UC Pet It's not all it's cracked up to be... by littlest_wiley
	A Cheaper Alternative Well that's one way to do it. by littledude61394
	The Evolution of the Hoagie Kadoatie If I fits, I sits. Also by mapthesoul by brooklyn3223
	NeoPaper: Budget Cuts Are you sure there aren't... erm... better things to cut first? by mbredboy31
	The Distraction Strategy Now that's a foolproof plan. Also by hottie_2004_67_888. by bittersweet52
	AC Woes I did not think my position through... by _starryeyedsurprise_
	Just Kidding Not cool, kid. by cria_sherwood
	How Not to Journalism Tobias is gonna cut his losses and ignore that. Also by minnesotan by rooftopchicken
	Just Another Day In which the artist tries to draw with a mouse. by miacirclegirl
	Head in the Clouds: Souvenir! That's a souvenir you don't want to keep. by yoshisislandbandit
	Don't Hug ALL the Quiggles! I know, it's hard to contain your enthusiasm for Quiggle Day, but please try ^_^ by elipsis4k
	Lame Pun: Altador Cup start Now with 100% more beef by blackaavar
	Press Conference Make Some Noise Techo is the tip of a very weird iceberg. by porcelaincerberus

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"Tangor's Assistant" by theoriginaltali
There is a shop, a tinkering shop. This is where Neopians of all shapes and sizes go. They take an item, a clock, a thingy-ma-bob and see what Tangor can do with it. He fixes it, cleans it up and make it real nice so you can show your friends it looks brand new and unique once he is done! The line for his workshop is far out the door and from morning to night he has lots of customers galore. They love his imagination and what he can do, just with a few extra pieces or two. He was always busy, and not much time to snooze. Tangor was even a bit lonely too, even though he saw customers every day, they never stay very long. "I need a holiday, a break from work. A rest would be nice... but what about my shop? I can't close it while I'm gone can I?" Tangor said while thinking of ways he could escape to even just his bed! "Ahah!" He exclaimed, "I know just what to do! I will hire an Assistant to work here too!" That was just what he needed, someone to help with the work load and share his passion for tinkering and maybe be his friend too. So with the great idea in mind, he called up the Faeries over at the Employment Agency to advertise a job vacancy for him. Someone who loves tinkering and has imaginative ideas for toys. "This is great! They will advertise the job and recruit and interview for me, so now I can keep being a busy-bee" he said.

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Nice Guys Finish First
Neopians from all lands compete to become the Altador Champion. Although, Aero knew all about the cup, he never really thought of participating. Everyone was excited, they couldn't wait to choose their teams. Aero, couldn't wait to read the article in the Neopian Times about it. Then the thought crossed his mind, "What if I played this year?"

by extreme_butterfly

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A Hot Heist
“The Ice Crystal Shop could make a fortune down here,” Inhi muttered to himself as he wiped another coating of sweat from his brow. He hadn’t even entered Moltara proper, he was still waiting in the elevator queue on the surface. But it was insufferably hot—even for a Hissi like himself.

by drifbilim

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The 7 Yooyus
It is finally here and it is hotter than ever before this season. Neopians from all over the globe, far and wide, gather together for a full month of their absolute favorite game, none other than Yooyuball of course. In order to really enjoy a game of Yooyuball though, and to have the chance to rack up lots points for your favorite team, one needs to truly know how each unique Yooyu really works while out on the field during a fun game of Yooyuball.

by jmo7692

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Afternoons at Exquisite Ambrosia
A few weeks before the Altador Cup, before the mass migration of spectators, the teams themselves quietly slip into the city to gear up for the tournament. They train in the stadium and discuss logistics and regulations with the Altador Cup Committee—and when they need some downtime, they head to Exquisite Ambrosia.

by cosmicfire918

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Four
Squire Tormund redirects his disdainful glare to the old Lupe knight who has just appeared beside him, though the fury is obviously misplaced. For a few seconds before responding, he looks back down the castle hallway towards the dining room where the lazy Sir Harlag sits feasting, and the squire gives a frustrated grunt.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Desert Requiem: Part One
She met the zombie who had saved her life sooner than she dared hoped. The meeting took place near sundown, atop the city walls.

by kalnya

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