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Blossoms~ Retry Part 8

We shared groceries, so the next step is to share friendship.

by twillieblossom
Laginator 3000

Dr. Sloth thinks through his plans very carefully.

Also by priscent

by msjanny

Trouble in Paradise: Random Events

This is why you only get to press it once a day.

by chasing_stars44
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 3

Probably couldn't have carried those anyway.

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

The Rickety Ship: Q1

sheeeww

by dimartedi
Welcome to the Family?: Part 1

You know the old saying, "don't judge a book by its cover"? It's good advice.

by amarettoball
Apples

All this for an apple?

by fourin
Aisha Soup: Pirate Plans

Shouldn't you be out doing pirate stuff or something?

by the_shii
Mispronunciations of Neopia: Pteri

What's a pea tree?

Idea from lennekegirl123

by table

Dandilion Tails in 'Screams of the Vegetables'

Why would you need a loc- oh my Fyora.

by dandilion_crucifix
How Yooyus Spend the Off-Season!

Heheheh...

Also by kbbob

by sarah2396

Delicious Cupcake?

Hmmm, I wonder...

by praline01
The Problems of Avatars #2

That's not how this works...

Also by alexise1998

by chromeninja

You Missed!

BULLSEYE?

by editorial
Culinary Confusion

It's obvi-wait a sec...

Also by azienskieth

by roxanna203

Can I have a petpet?

Sometimes finding the perfect petpet can be tricky.

by _clement_
Poogles & Giggles #5

I didn't touch one, I swear!

by lizzbear_
Vegeterrible - Part 1

Everyday struggles of being a fruit/veggie chia

by pirate_11
Stay Strong with Team Brawn: A New Moon

CRASH. Ewww...

Also by Tex707

by alexise1998

At the Battledome: vs Space Faerie - Part 1

Get ready for a slumber party

by winner19955
 
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"Mission KatFL" by theschizophrenicpunk
OPEN: KSSMO history files OPEN: file no. 23-543-12, file name: mission records OPEN: subfile no. 12, subfile name: closed missions OPEN: file no. 355222, mission name: KatFL, mission status: FAILED VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222 VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222, subfile C: description of the failed mission KatFL, taken via dictation, ver batim, from those involved BEGIN TRANSMISSION: Wally Katt (Director, KatFL Mission. Species: Wocky. Colour: Blue. Gender: Male.): I still don’t exactly know why everyone elected me as director. I ran as a joke. They said I was “qualified” because I’d led a similar mission via simulation run in some stupid spacecraft outside of Kreludor that only three people knew about, and that was supposed to require some level of Brain Tree-esque genius to complete – and my team survived. Which is just dumb.




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Words of Wisdom
One more, just one more. It can't be that difficult, after all, this old guy could do it, I'm much quicker from all that training I got-WHACK! A soft sigh sounded a few feet away from a young Buzz, who was not only wincing in disappointment, but in pain as he tenderly rubbed the spot where the arrow has brushed past his wing.

by clairemac10000

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Downtime With Dr. Sloth
Just a peek into the life of our famous ruler when he's not ruling.

by vanillafilth

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Autumnal: Top Five Autumn Items Guide - Wigs
Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by morifoy

by sosunub


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The Traveling Neopian: Neolodge Reviews: Stop #10
Sigh. That was my last recap. But everyone is really more interested in the articles, so I guess it’s about time that I get this show on the road for the very last time. AstroVilla is very different from the other hotels. For one thing, it’s a giant sphere paneled with enormous wall-to-wall glass windows. Another thing; it’s in space.

by cadetbush

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The Warrior Princess: The Coronation: Part Three
Cole watched as Terrence left. Clarity looked upset, but said, ”Mara is back and she’s coming for me. I’m going to leave so she’ll follow me away from the kingdom.” Cole began to panic because he needed his sister for his plan to work. Cole shook his head. ”No. It can’t be true."

by purplbrooke

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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Six
I let out another sob before slowly pulling myself to my feet. Every movement sent pain shooting through my back, but I had to get home. I staggered home as quickly as I could, which wasn’t quickly at all.

Also by Medit92

by teamchao466




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