Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 563 | 21st day of Gathering, Y14

Comics

	To Work is to Live #5 Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~! by shamaela
	Good Mood... Really? Something has happened! by lastavenger
	Neodea Use it wisely! by ohappyfaced
	Comic of Misfortune - Jhudora She just wants nice hair while taking over the world. by mutantte
	My Tongue Hurts Wait until your soup cools off! by fuzzy_doctor
	Neo Troubles!!! I'm your biggest fan. by _petpetz_______
	Love Hurts Wow! by sara1elo
	PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Stay in school, kids. This message brought to you by the Street Cleaners' Association of Faerieland. by supercheezee
	Funny Food - Part 1/5 I'm too short!! Also by melovechias by ilovejonulrich
	the dark side It never gets old. by vira8
	The Adventures of Pet Ownership: My Name's Not Dave And what in Fyora's name are you talking about Sidney? You don't even sell pegs! by shadow_rep
	Contrast: The Snowager I really wanted that petpet, too... by jojomoonless
	Blah Blah One of these days they'll need to move... by highwind20
	Random Oddness What a handsome young grandson! by mistyqee
	Pirates They aren't supposed to be this adorable. by ultra_neo_maniac
	The Goofers - A Makeover, part 1 Already time for a makeover? by lintsuf
	Saly's Club: Amateur Saly has mastered all the 4th wall breaking techniques! by djudju22_8
	Wrong Paintbrush... Well, I guess you should LOOK before you buy... by celestialguineapig
	Luck Only Gets You So Far... I should be so lucky. by l_like_animals
	Hasee Adventures Ew... by darkdragon_slayer
	Half Cheese Jelly: Hungry Random math stuff by galapagospenguin
	Bread and Butter Dude... Are you wearing a skirt? by _epiphany_
	Team Waferz #2 Why not look at yourself once in a while? by vanillanillawafer
	Milton You know Queen Fyora!? by elyse20
	Scary Soup: Zap Away Another day, another zap! by raykitty
	Gaming Adventures: Quest Terrors No green Shoyrus were harmed in the making of this comic. by jubergoober11
	You can't throw at a ghost Dez... You better run now [And that fast] by kungenavmaskrosor
	Fountain Faerie Fans Avatar collectors get extra excited for the Faerie Festival. :) by leaflunch
	Spooky Food Time with Team Maraqua Oten really eats EVERYTHING... even it is Skeith. by o_mermaid_princess_o

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"Knowing Things" by lemoncake2
There were a lot of things that Floofingtons knew. There were also a lot of things that he did not know. One thing that he did not know was that there were a lot of things that he did not know, as Floofingtons was thoroughly self-convinced that he knew everything. Floofingtons was very intelligent, sure. He'd read the Neopedia...

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Storm of Fortunes: Part One
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