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Issue: 387 | 10th day of Eating, Y11

Comics

	The Hero Society- #21 In which many are caught red-handed! by bearcatt
	Never Hire A Skeith As An Easter Bunny Really? Also by ikaro_mazacke by gaby_marques
	Random Events in Neopia 4 DOOM DOOM DOOM!! by spirited_dolphin
	Heart to Hear Maybe that was a little misleading... by machatidokidoki
	Completely Smart - Daily Dare Don't take my slingshot away! by ms_meepit
	HOOPLA! Sob by _pokemon12_63
	Never Too Good I wouldn't eat that if I were you. by jackjack1234
	Opheelie Why you shouldn't lick a frozen robot... by slearax
	Behind the Screens: Extreme Potato Counter What really goes on to make those taters fly across the screen. by sk8brdrme
	Starry Stuff Easter Special Boys can cry... and Babaas can betray. by marilltachiquin
	Huuungryyy... drool by misshamsterlover
	NeoBlues Jetsle has suddenly come down with a bad case of 'NeoBlues'!!! by yinna65
	The Next: Little Visitor B-but... how are we gunna take care of it!? Dx by sk8tr_princezz
	Random Nonsense 101 Oooh, deeeeeeep. by mckinleybooksfan
	Techopalooza #2 ...Is suffering from 'Bubbles!' by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Lab Ray Escapades A cookie that makes its own milk...? by suparainbow13
	Nerfed Hmmmm... by d0rm0use
	Kite Strings Hah, Imiya. You have nightmares? by 1cecubeh
	Now We're Even! Kucakla didn't like the change LOL. I had to change her back or I'd be forced to live my adolescent life all over. by _majestic_eagle_
	MY LLAMA WEARS GLASSES See, this is why everyone hates you. by sketches
	Seven's Company Help me clean my room? by arran_91
	How Sweet...? Om nom nom! by dragonstorm_75
	Smu the Ghostkerchief Scaredy-Meowclops by soaringeagle25
	Skalunk Family time! by sorrl111
	Island's Tales Cuteness can blind. by juliaduarte
	Juniper Sage II You'd really think they'd have one of those... by crabcake123
	Undignified Looks like the shoe is on the other foot... by lolzana
	At The Wishing Well Meow? by azurelightning
	One Fish, Two Fish Neovision is superior to everything else. by fish_puddle
	Dangers of Negghunting A Cybunny has much to fear... if it is made of chocolate. by tsundae
	Happy Easter Searching for Neggs Idea by pseudo_philosopher by cevierakasky

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"Perfect Lives and Little Sisters" by littlemouse_rbd
"Yay!" my owner squealed. "Ten million neopoints! I'm going to get a Draik Egg!" Loraine then broke out into a series of gesticulations that I knew was a "happy dance". My heart dropped, and bumped into my stomach abruptly. The day had finally come. My owner was getting a new pet. One of us was getting abandoned...

Other Stories

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Of Meercas and Neggs
One poor Happy Negg found himself situated in between two red ones. The red Neggs taunted him incessantly – they found the chances of the Meerca saving him equal to the chances of Sloth finally gaining world domination.

by crazy_holly_ii

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Introducing Vani, the Baby Pet
She was larger than her Wocky sister now. It was proof that she was no longer painted Baby. Then she scowled as she suddenly remembered who made her that way in the first place.

Boochi.

by akitera

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So Many Games, So Little Time... Find Your Best Fit!
If you find yourself struggling earning the amount of neopoints you would like to, or if you just want to play a game you really enjoy, here's a quick guide.

by mercyofthefallen

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Easter Negg Hunt
Which Neggs will you choose and where will you hide them?

by iloenchen

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Secrets in Shenkuu: Part Two
Solara skilfully scaled the wall outside her window. She had had years of practice finding holds. In no time she was on the ground...

by a_greenparrot

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Oivend and the Adventure of Token and Future: Part One
"Oh, boy!" the 266-day old Gnorbu shouted, grabbing the item off the shelf with his tiny green hooves, and running to the Usul behind the counter.

by anfkc112093

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