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Issue: 364 | 17th day of Collecting, Y10

Comics

	The Hero Society - #6 ...In which Blueberry generally defies his entire species. by bearcatt
	Life of Kai #3 Take the good with the bad... by katopia12
	A Work in Progress I'm working on a story. by emaciate
	I Want Faeries Sometimes Schise doesn't know what he's doing... by sue_sa
	Math Isn't Just Useful For Homework King Skarl appears! by leoblaze
	The Valley of Spam Yo, Dave. by chichikokoyamma
	Randomosity; part 1 Starring: The Tooth Faerie by tyler_vanvleet2
	Just Another Day Procrastination is very suspenseful. by miacirclegirl
	NeoQuest II: Shopping in Phorofor You are attacked by two dust merchants and... by dyd_666_81
	Bottled Faeries.? I want to be a bottled faerie! by pixiiediamond
	Suspicion Hey... What's that Aisha doing in my inventory... by rascle90
	Say... CHEESE! Sajt and the Cheeseroller by maryboszy
	Pet Kicks Club Survival Tip #1337: Never rely on description tags for any kind of information, useful or not. by gelert548
	Adie the Ixi - Cloud What can you do? by larenchan
	No Comment; Crossover- No Bori were Harmed... Neopian Diagnosis Art by dizzledavle by tirilia
	Gone Lupey: You have a new quest!! You have a new quest!! by lioness_of_slytherin
	Beat Scuzzy the Easy Way In 5 easy steps... Drawn by _fontain_faerie_ by pedroogle
	Illusen's Quest for Peace Her wings are not that big. by seonlee
	Ever Wonder? Hehe... by stonepaint
	Shoppers Why petpetpet shop keepers are not a good idea. Story by palis_5 by shadin_the_flame
	Unforgetable Moments Featuring Princejetsie by mark_yi2
	The Mischieves of Kaz Oh dear, what has Kaz done now?! by jellyrose_6
	Sending Neopets? Allow 24 hours for shipping... by mcgirlcat
	Not Punny! At the Underwater Fishing game... by empoleon07
	Neopian Tragedies; V Well... What did you expect? by fjant
	Speed Bumps What did you do today? by silverskink
	Scribbles Get in here!! by mhchristine
	NeoSplash!: The Dream Dreams sometimes feel real, but for Riyu, everything is real. winks by pacute_2121
	I'm NOT Little! Older brothers are boring... Also by avero_city by pinkatzinha
	Tiny Team: Cooking There are some things that don't belong in the oven... Note the black smoke. by jillstreeter
	Notions and Nonsense Breakfast is the most important meal of the day... Script by patjade by pooglelovers127
	A Spooky Halloween, part 2 Hang the decorations... by ghostkomorichu
	Pointless Nonsense - Math Book Grr, stupid pi. by petfriendamy
	UA: Halloween Quest, Part 1 What are you dressing up as for Halloween? Also by invalid_character by water_park1993
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XXV I can't believe that weewoo talked us into coming. by khestrel

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"Assuming" by champ100543
I would have neomailed more but I've been so BUSY. Maybe you have, too, but couldn't you throw together a neomail every now and then? Remember last Halloween? We dressed up like vampires and ran around scaring the little kids and egging old people's houses. It was really fun. We ALWAYS spend Halloween together. Why didn't you call and make plans?

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Redemption: Briccriu's Tale
"Hmmmph," grumbled the white Lenny, squinting at the Chia Pop and adjusting his thick-lensed glasses, "no guarantees with this."

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A Zombie-fied Candychan Tale
Zombie pets seemed to have overtaken Happy Valley.

by twocents

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Wanna Be Funny?
You have probably been submitting funny captions for a while, but have never been chosen. That, my friend, is the reason that fate brought you here today to read this article.

by firon_silver343

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Jess's Guide to Guild Advertising
I’m here to give you a couple of easy tips on successfully gaining members in your guild!

by jessitude

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A Quest for Faerieland: The Trilogy - Part Three
"The Sand Blade is the color of sand, so it's going to blend in very nicely with the dunes. We may never find it," Cellestia told them worriedly.

by xxxkodakmomentxxx

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No Other Way: Part Four
"There must be some way out! Patsy, you know the Station, don't you? Isn't there something you can do?"

by spoonguardonline

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