Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 268 | 1st day of Celebrating, Y8

Comics

	What's with Balthazar? The shame of pink. by jlnmellon_112
	Darkest Corner: Dig-dig-digging! Depressed pets in slow motion at work... Idea by mzkimmi by dark_elfa
	MUTATED! Why the no smiling thing? by blue_lion_from_space
	Tailspin Something has happened. by cannonsmbt
	Digging Into Randomness Your turn. Drawn by princton_fan by pokemon_lunatic
	And the Meepits Outgrabe "Demolish Room" by kittylin
	Meow? You know you should feed your petpet when... by edddibgaz
	I wish I may, I wish I might... Oh... by squire_genevieve
	Paint Brush Panic! Xweeon refuses to be anything but yellow. by green_roc
	Hot Stocks! Have you considered investing? Also by xpropugnator by gliderames
	Things I'll Never Understand Neopetz style! by lightning505
	NeoNurse There's a reason she's never been much of a fan of the plots.... by gryffinrose
	Tears, Pains, and Woes... ZAAPP!! They never see it comin'. Also by cute_and_pie by raynbow_light
	Operation Zafara "Boochified" by x_marks_the_spot
	Hissi Fit Think about it. by jv_4057
	Chingo! The Games Room Cybunny loses the pieces... by fuzzy_muu
	Fully Equipped #2 Well, that's just common sense! by dudeperson41
	No Hug?? You look so adorable! by artemis082192
	Random Tails Not ALL pets deserves a Royal Paint Brush... by beez337
	Everyone's Curiosity Another name for a wuzzer. by mrsedward_
	One Eyed Wonder "Look at that petpet with one eye!" Also by moonlightning914 by amit_oryan
	Yay! I'm Getting Painted!! One Aisha that REALLY wanted to be faerie... by stephanieabc119
	Please Sir, May I Have S'More? Hurray for puns! Idea by firegirldesigns by xxdemexx
	If Only... The only problem with the sentient gravestones... by pencil_cases
	Ever Wanted To Feed Kads? Here's A Free Tip mew by x__orlando4eva__x
	Behind the Scenes How do those dubloons make it to your inventory? by _____eden_____
	Tale of Woe Bloopers Sophie: Alright... drink up, little buddy! Art By bluepen by kidagakash_nedakh
	DUH!Incorporated - Anger Management RAWR!! by shadow_zapdos
	Sibling Rivalry Meep! Meep! by evilpuppyangel
	Dream On #2 What do snowbunnies dream about? Art by tristess by autoc007
	Slorgarific We can go trick or treating now. Also by monkeybytes by jellybeanott
	Randomness III The best place to live... by wizardmoncita
	Piles of Sand! You know... by livinpink

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"Cheese Rolling" by silverswirl_1996
Yokalli dragged her feet as she walked around Meridell. It wasn't at all like her tropical home in Mystery Island where she could go and catch primellas, collect shells, and play Gadgadsgame. Meridell was too medieval for her taste. What Yokalli really wanted was to play games to earn a Mimbi, but nooooooo. She had to "explore" Meridell and see the culture of the medieval Neopets...

Other Stories

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The Trouble with New Clothes
"Washing machine?" The Shop Wizard looked stumped. This, I decided, was a bad sign...

by forty2stars

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My LAST Game of Round Table Poker
"Ready?" asked Nigel of Meridar. The room was silent. The damp from the stone floor penetrated the very air we were breathing...

by merticulous

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Dangerous Petpets of Neopia
So you like petpets but they are all just totally harmless, REALLY boring, and won't do squat for your pet! Well, I'm here to show you some of the more dangerous ones and how to take care of them!

by basiliskx17

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100 Excuses Not To Clean Your Room
I'd like to share my best 100 excuses with you, for when YOUR owners yell about your messy rooms...

by petfriendamy

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At the AstroVilla: Part Nine
"Maybe this place was built after the rest of the hotel." Luther's hushed voice came from farther below this time. Cypher followed slowly and steadily, always feeling around with her foot before taking a step. She was starting to get used to the pitch blackness...

by kemppotatoe

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Four
Only a ladder led down to the bottom of the room and Shad quietly sent a mental plea to all good spirits and forces that would happen to float about around there. Ladders weren't his specialty...

by ssjelitegirl

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