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Issue: 253 | 18th day of Hiding, Y8

Comics

	Smurt! What did one abominable snowball say to the other? Art by kalis_coraven by havenlad
	Flapdoodle The easy way to attach a petpetpet... by obviousfakename
	Relative Disturbances Ugh... Story by char_gal4 by eevee_girl133
	Food Relations Pteri = Omelette?!? by dragon_nut64
	An Angelic Odor I think it's just you. Idea by beruin by jjjellybean121
	Breakfast Troubles I've had enough! by pixiepuff
	Money Tree Madness It's better to earn things yourself. by iwoof
	Shark!! Run for the shore! by zenwe
	Neopian Villain Plushies nod nod by komodo_matta
	Hopping? Was there an event going on? by mcgirlcat
	Pixelated Oh, how evil. by lauren1067216
	Random Melon #1: Imposter! Hey, this isn't the Tombola Man! by dragon_luvur
	Standing Ovation: Return of the Pie Just one more reason not to leave my pets unsupervised.... by rebels_last_stand
	Another Comic Without a Name Resources, huh..? o_O by hedesku
	Lucky My Foot I got it from Zeon. Why...? by shadowgem101
	Z0MG! Durian Power It's not just the spikes... it's the smell. by xxkesenaitsumixx
	Haumpuafu Yuck! I'm not eating one of those!! by puppyluverz
	Insanity (When Battling Meuka) What's underneath all that tough snot + the secret to defeating Meuka... by vietbabi07
	Speck the Speckled ... I'm bored. by cheetah_kougra
	Disturbeded Well, she DOES have a point... by disturbeded_banana
	AsianPotato To be continued... by princton_fan
	Vapsea Splash Some lost things could be near... very near... by vulava101
	Little Orby Above Altador... by tashni
	Simply Stunning Oh, the injustice... by tess_pricklyflower
	A Random Comic DYING, dying, dead, or not. by bluey_doodles
	Hands... Are you SURE you know where we're going? by buchler2
	Chia Chronicles ~ Gooseberry! I just LOVE the Gooseberry Chia!!! by sharie366
	Define Idiocy No one is safe. by darkness1300
	Neopet Sketches I said "most," didn't I? by eveningdreamer
	Petpet Faults; Rockin' with Fire Fire has learnt a very important lesson... Also by seeing_starz932 by thisistehdan
	Kawaii - Narcissism ...Duh. by crow213
	A Case of Mistaken Identity You are so lazy! by solarina
	What Goes Around, Comes Around: The Grundo Leader The Grundo Leader attacks!!! He steals 'Spyder.' by ebolakitty

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"Dawn of Darkness: The Beginning" by arrielle5
As she approached the looming hill, however, something else nearby caught her eye. Three children were harassing a young Darigan Eyrie, just out of view of others, hidden in the trees. The Eyrie could've fought back, but he was stuck in a cage, shrinking slightly from the taunts and jeers he received. "Go back to the Citadel where you belong!"

Other Stories

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The Wish for Warmth
"I wish I was someplace warm," I said quietly to myself...

by allisonlevon

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Lessons for Sparkie
Just then, I spotted Sparkie. The Shoyru was outside, listlessly bouncing a basketball along the garden path. I sighed...

by shroomsrock101

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Ditching Insidious Gifs: Overcoming Avatar Addiction
You have to be good at EVERYTHING on the site to even begin collecting. Games, restocking, having a lot of money (4 stamp avatars??? No way!), painted pets, expensive items, good battledome pets, and the worst part of most avatars, luck.

by incheesuswetrust

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Teach Your Pet to Wiggle Jiggle
Does your pet long to dance but has two left feet? Well, here's all the answers you've been looking for!

by chickenburrito96

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Hannah and the Pirate Boy: Curse of the Medallion - Part Two
Garin tightened a fist around a bunch of wet sand. "Oh, no," he gasped. "I fell overboard! No! Jacques, my crew, the Black Pawkeet!"

by lldff

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The Price of Faith: Part Ten
I kept my eye on the Crystal during our ride, all the while wondering just where in this endless ocean what I was looking for might be lurking...

by mutedsanity

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