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Issue: 240 | 19th day of Hunting, Y8

Comics

	Button the Slorg Splat! by rl337
	Mealtime Kadastrophe Mew... Also by frynr by goten__10
	Ouch! Guess what? by howling_werewolf
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 9 by the_darkjedi
	Neopian Circumstances Anything cute and fluffy? Also by lily_he by nefily
	Never Trust a Lawyerbot I'm so glad we can finally go on vacation! by togepi_forever
	DOOMed Adventures When Meepits Attack by ladyash782
	The Grand Adventures of Kirsya and Durnya Mmmm... Pink Donut. by bluey_doodles
	The Gallion Ranch Allllmoostt... Also by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Epic Proportions That explains why it's so dark here. by jelly_bean_qween
	Sanity Obsolete Nah, it couldn't be... Art by nut862 by myfallenrevival4
	In the Shadows of Neopia A taste of his own medicine! by morrigan_a_aensland
	Zeh Cute One:// Near-Sighted You can climb without your glasses? Also by hiddenstarz by glowing_banana
	- Extreme Potato Counter - Incoming! Also by the_ghoul_family by pixiepuff
	Lined Paper MADNESS! There. All better. Also by yumzy2 by 8nlangen
	No Comment Lend a hand? or maybe a foot? by x_massacre_x
	Meepit War Tactics Meepits away! Also by peri0neo by cytherea007
	Flapdoodle Did somebody say "mutant?" by obviousfakename
	The Adventures of Help Says who?! by raptor291
	Living in Neopia! So that's the reason... by sensuke
	Meowclops Mishaps Hunting for treasure in the Maraquan Ruins isn't what it used to be... by wsprite
	The Callahan Files There's an echo in here. by caloriemuncher
	Making the Stew It's just one of those days... by undeadqueen
	Silly Savannah Goes to Coltzan's Shrine "Then what's the point of going to Coltzan's Shrine, anywho?" by paola_7
	Head in the Clouds Candykitty has adopted a Cybunny... by candykitty
	Camouflage Paint Brush? Pffft!! Who needs a Camouflage PB anyway? Also by kevinneo1328 by leeloo18
	Anyway Vacation on top of Terror Mountain... we need the other half of Neopia!! by wolfendusk
	Kawaii - New Toy All my friends will be jealous! by crow213
	Project Negative I'm so glad to meet you! by unlawfull
	Notions and Nonsense: The Argument Wait a second, that's not the result I wanted! Art by scarrift by patjade
	Best Insurance It has come to our attention that you currently have no insurance. by ssjelitegirl
	UnNormal There's such a thing as too much fun. by cozygen
	Usually abnormal Bread and butter by tristess
	Weird Brother Of all the food... by angelfish1985621
	Insanity Management Good instinct. by neon_neoni
	Boochie Confusion Getting shot isn't always a bad thing... by frost_faerie

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"A New Friendship" by brenicaevf333
"Oh!" Cleyluna let out a cry of surprise as a passerby shoved into her shoulder, nearly causing her to fall on her face. Catching her footing and clutching Elroy to her chest, who was panting heavily with fear from the near accident, she glared at the Neopet...

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A New Friendship
"I don't want you getting squashed," Cleyluna muttered at the wide-eyed Mazzew. "You're the only one here to keep me company."

by brenicaevf333

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The Would-Be Detective: Where is Dr. Sloth?
"Has anyone seen Dr. Sloth?"

by silentbutterfly

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Cardboard Petpets - an Owner's Manual
Cardboard petpets are low maintenance, adorable pals that you can completely trust with any of your so-called secrets. If you are low on neopoints, you can even make one yourself!

by hugthepinapple

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The Vegetation Revolution: Smugglers' Cove
Swords, axes and shields: three obvious weapons of choice for your battling Neopets. However, the Battledome does not always work this way.

by mazoku_kuiin

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The Day The Plushies Took Over!: Part Three
When they got to the top, they found a big throne and although it looked empty, at the very bottom sat a plushie Meepit...

by poopdoo134

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The Forgotten Faerieland: Part One
Did you know that there was a time when all pets had wings and were faeries? These pets thrived in Faerieland...

by ewagon

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