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Issue: 216 | 11th day of Storing, Y7

Comics

	Guiding Light So I guess we're stuck, then... by plaquenil
	Lenny Sack Next week's feature... dung! by ickessler
	Faerie Tales: Part 2 Home sweet home. by lotticat
	And the Meepits Outgrabe What'll I do without her? by kittylin
	Battledome Blues This is going to get messy... by velveteen
	Top Tips for Neopians Pt. 2 ...while supplies last! Also by effinluna by mao_mau
	C.H.A.O.S. It seems like only yesterday... Art by choclated by precious_katuch14
	Petpetz Let's race! Also by tambourine_chimp by cherv1
	Xannie-Bo-Bannie How very helpful... by 5tnt
	That isn't Cookie Dough! That poor petpet... by trunks_a_saiyan
	One Confused Snowball Oh how the labbed petpets suffer... by macleod22789
	To Serve Petpets Hey, are you guys coming? by nightfrost75
	Meridellian Mayhem - Evil Yurble... You don't want to know. by ikkin_with_attitude
	Practical Neo Just add water. by bubbles024
	BitOut Why Kelp doesn't send your reservations through the mail... by meowr
	Techo Jelly Trouble :D Hmmm...I wonder what I taste like... by insufflate
	The life of a Maraquan Buzz Steer clear of the Ghost Lupe. by lil_neo_freak242
	Komik Releef: Happy Exercising pant gasp by tashni
	LupedeLupe Ashindi and Inukujou show off their Halloween petpets. by christy_33
	Thunder Neo We are saved! by thunderstorm387
	Caught Red Handed! Aww.... by seel24
	Sound Effects Everyone loves Dice-A-Roo! by white_draigon
	Neopups Please know that the sand you are playing with is a neopet. by wicked_dragonite
	Sanity Obsolete At least your mouth will be minty clean! Art by imogenweasley by evanescent_pudding
	Koijuro and the Meepits Koijuro has a pretty neohome... There only seems to be one thing wrong... by newcomix
	Island Babe and Friends: Jump! Island Babe's idea of "fun" wasn't as fun as she thought... by syas82301
	Fiesty Freaks Hey, what does that say? by eevilbirdiezuh
	Omelette's Fact Get to know the hidden facts behind the omelette. by micgirl02
	Random Events Quick. Steal the cheese before anyone else! by ali_pap
	Oopsy Daisy! It's the equipment, really. Story by shorte2002 by jelly_bean_qween
	The Adventures of Help! Lupe.... genius? by raptor291
	It's Raining Mortogs!! Still NO luck!! by lydiatjfly
	Just Sit Being on a tropical island would be nice right now... by katopia12
	Neopia Avenue "Lack of Creativity" by violinoutoftune
	Coffee Shop Next thing you know, they'll ask for tea flavored tea! Story by patjade by elf7498
	Sponge Bath! Wanna help me with my chores? Art by glowing_banana by andy_k55

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"Dark Beginnings" by dragonlover8560
The noise reached the ears of a Kyrii sorcerer deep in meditation. His handsome face twitched as he roused himself from his trance. He stood, and strode over to the door of the tent. Twitching aside the tent flap, he was blasted by the desert wind and blinding sunlight...

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Yours Truly, Illusen
I cannot help but remember what she did. And I cannot help but lose myself in the memory, playing it over and over again...

by aikomizu92

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Gathering Shells
But that day it was different. Somebody was already there, a Faerie Aisha who looked about my age. She just sat there...

by _g_i_n_n_y_w_

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The Secret of Coltzan's Shrine
Little did I know the costs for my journey to Coltzan's shrine, it may even cost me my friendship with my neopets...

by thunderfox_1_sprague

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Ultimate Bullseye - a How To
This has always been one of my favourite games, probably because of either the NP ratio (after about 120 points, you will get 1,000 NP per time played), the trophy, or because it’s similar to Archery...

by joegreen26

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A Cobrall Tale: Part One
"Of course this will work. We've been over this before. As long as you do your job, there's nothing to worry about," hissed the Spotted Cobrall...

by fleecer

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Escape: Part Six
In an anxious voice the Shoyru replied, "An army is attacking Meridell Castle! This Draik named Valrigard is at the head of it..."

by firedragon9078

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