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Circulation: 106,046,831

Issue: 211 | 7th day of Collecting, Y7

Comics

	Soup Bowl I know you want to try some! by plaquenil
	Good, Bad, and Horribly Wrong The whole of Neopia will tremble at my hooves. by windmil
	Maximus Insanitus Why is there water in the "desert-ed" palace?! by hehe041578
	Splodge - Beauty in the Ear of the Beholder... Sooo cute! by scribble
	Fond Memories: One "Lucky" Wheel Not QUITE the prize I was after... x_x by prettyprincesslady54
	Portable Kilns are NOT Toys!! Uneducated pets should not wield this powerful weapon! by bobo36000
	Neo-Nightmare The worst dream ever... by placid_nightmare
	Baby food Are you sure it's fit for babies? by tehhotbird
	Temple of 1000 pets Errr... by icefoxer
	Maths Nightmare - Upgraded I think I'm going to need a bigger calculator... by archangellight
	Sound Effects Not all weapons are recommended for everyone... by white_draigon
	Mondays.....sigh sneak sneak Also by naasyu by seel24
	All Ears Place dubloons here. by tdyans
	Xannie-Bo-Bannie I'll see if I can fix it fer ya! by 5tnt
	Gone Fishing All the joys of underwater fishing. by kuro_eagle
	Scholarly Thoughts Who knew that knowledge could be so funny! by philandrew
	Mootix Madness - We Have A Winner! Pt. 1 OMG! by leoness
	Stardeath & Stardeath #1: "Temple of the 1,000 Tombs" Why can't you ever listen to me... by stardeath2600
	When Coconuts Go Bad... Fun at the beach! by buddy__blankies
	Neopian Circumstances When Boochi attacks... Also written by cateeroo by nefily
	Don't Even Ask - Meepit vs Feepit So... we meet again. by sarahreye
	Cracked Up - Island Chef I need a new nose pin. by cnegri33
	The Swamp Ghoul You were saying? by zelda2222
	It All Boils Down to... We just can't help it... by clep_web
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Blah blah blah blah... by kittylin
	I Can't Hear Myself Think! I need to find the volume control to my mind! Art by tiger_tabby by patjade
	Reality Check Don't judge a person by their looks. by xx_freaky_xx
	Being Evil Isn't Easy Being evil JUST isn't easy anymore sighs by chibi_zoo
	UNLIMITED "Meerca Chase" by iluvdrawing
	Trainer's Job Catch the ball! by darkadoom
	Tiger Farm Why it's not good to farm Petpets! by goldchocobo21
	Twin brothers Hey, you know Punchbag Bob? by ssjelitegirl
	Qnde & Szoo: Speak Tyrannian! Tyrannian is not an easy language... by shubi5
	Disturbeded The downfalls of having clouds as flooring... by disturbeded_banana
	Bad Carma Some battledome challenges just shouldn't happen this way... by armadi
	Squirrilia's Pages: Petpet Delights Dear Diary... by accasperberry3
	A Spooky Halloween, part 1 The Pant Devil attacks! by ghostkomorichu

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In Search of Amira

I, dear reader, had braved the sizzling heats of Sahkmet that day, with a certain goal in mind: to interview the illustrious, and much courted, Princess Amira of the Lost Desert. Such an elusive character was not about to escape my persistent questioning, for I am much too dedicated to my readers (non-existent ones so far, but the thought is rather nice)...

Other Stories

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Mayhem for Millions! a Minion’s Memoir
Minions are not only evil, but they understand evil in a way that only an evil minion can. For instance, chocolate and asparagus ach y fi? If you understand that you must be an evil minion...

by algy13

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Phelix Gets the Scoop
"I've told you, Phelix," said Principal Skedman, a round looking blue Skeith with an odd mustache, "just because you have that special pass doesn't mean you can just go barging into the teachers' lounge whenever you feel like it." He seemed quite tired of saying this...

by twirlsncurls5

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Gallions: Guide to the True Neopian Dragons
These fascinating little fellows live in the wilds around Neopia as well as in many Neopian homes. The truth is that Gallions are a very popular petpet nowadays, but the first time I came across one of these little creatures was unfortunately when one bit my leg...

by you_are_me

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The Easy Way to Achyfi
Why spend all those neopoints buying Achyfi when you can MAKE it?

by jen_milliren2

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The Lost Desert Dagger: Part One
I had lost track of the time I spent being held captive in the dungeons far beneath the sands of the Lost Desert. A month? A year? A decade? I had stopped counting in the end. It was pointless, utterly pointless...

by scarrift

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The Jackals of Sakhmet - Kasha's Plot: Part Two
"You know," Lee whispered to Cole as he edged ever so slightly to the alley the Aisha had been dragged into. "You could get in a lot of trouble, poking your nose where it shouldn't be…"

by arrielle5

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