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Issue: 189 | 6th day of Hunting, Y7

Comics

	Unpredictable Who knew it was the Shop Wizard? by fiery_little_shoyru
	Senseless StafferZ Help me find it :-( Also by kikik312 by nano_cat
	Fumbled! Ways to get odd looks # 1.... by kesomon
	Insanity Restored What beautiful eyes... by radditz
	Speck the Speckled What?! by cheetah_kougra
	Tall Tales of Old Kougras Ever feel that maybe your grandpa isn't the best source of information? by aewolf165
	Arkay Hot enough? by wrath
	Smelly Nelly "Is a mummy." by i_hate_backstabbers
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "Garden Makeover" Drawn by funandgames999 by immortalmina
	The Sky is Falling! How can the sky fall? by goldchocobo21
	Minutes of Entertainment Please heal us! Art by funandgames999 by springsteen0991
	Tiki Trouble! Now, which way is the exit? by zaffylover
	So Now You Know What's up with Usul neck fur? by _hogwarts_61
	Makyan and Me Sorry, the fountain isn't working right now... by cleoannie
	Scary Berry AAAH! It's hideous! Art by shadih_temporary by brittgirl120
	Lab Ray Mishaps: Episode 2 Part 1 I can't wait to show everyone! by xtrat
	Neopian Cliche What's that for? by umberstellar
	Worse Than You #3 "Too Many Brown Lennies" Art by christinetran by sirussblack
	K's Komic "Priceless" by channies
	Random Life Too much chocolate... by nolwe
	Yurbles and Kougras and Bori! Oh my! Someone to look UP to... by unicorn_fantasy13
	Pojo's Paintbrush - Warf Rescue Twisted Edition Why didn't anyone think of this before? by pojolocohammerfoot
	The Mysterious Symol Hole How do you get a Symol out of a hole? by sum41girl2k
	XD - The Comic Not a good idea... Written by brettinterrupted by happyneo_89
	Crazed... Whatever That Means You're pretty! Also by lukeneedsatrim by humblely
	Nipped! Why do they call them "Niptors"? by glowing_banana
	Ironies of Neopia New and improved :-) Also by shadih_temporary by blubblub317
	All Ears "Krawk Island Vacation" by tdyans
	Everyday Adventures of Zack Zafara snore by rufusrockskp
	A Ghost Story A ghost!! Run!! by darkwolf__untamed
	A Bit On the Slorgie Side You won! by wossino123
	From a Slorg's Point of View Have you ever wondered what a Slorg thinks about the game Attack of the Slorgs? by sunshine_1470

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"Meepit versus Feepit" is an action game. In this game, you control the Blue Feepit throughout the stages. There are 5 stages in all, namely Blue Meepit, Dung Meepit, Faerie Meepit, Tyrannian Meepit and Fire Meepit. The purpose of the game is to beat up the Feepits and score...

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Zeke, Rupe and The Neopian 3000
Standing back and wiping his brow, the shadow Ruki gave his new creation a scrutinised once-over...

by tambourine_chimp

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A Wilting Flower
I like it here, mostly. Well, except for Neoschool. That is a bad place that my owner makes me go to. Oh, don’t get me wrong; I get good grades. In fact, I’m at the top five in my class. It’s just that the other pets aren’t very nice to me...

by pandabearb

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Beginners Guide to Hyperactive Myncis
It might not be as popular as games go, and maybe not all that fun if you're looking for some action – but the point is, it gives you an avatar. And that’s more than enough for us crazy avatar collectors to obsess over this game, yes? YES!

by faeriegurl4lyfe

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What They Don't Tell You About Usuki Frenzy...
You look at the bottom of that screen trying to see which Usukis to gather, but you can’t seem to get the right ones in a good enough time to get a trophy! Frustrated, right?

by x_rooster_x

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The Beauty Shop of Horrors: Part Three
Sloth thought that using his codename was a brilliant idea, since obviously no one would figure out it was him. Well, of course, when he had his wig and make-up on no one would...

by blubblub317

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Encountering Wild: Part Two
"Hi," I said nervously and quickly flashed a smile upon my face. "Looks like you're awake now."

by christinetran

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