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Issue: 168 | 2nd day of Celebrating, Y6

Comics

	Speck the Speckled What really happens during a game of Meerca Chase... by cheetah_kougra
	Totodum and Turtumdee : Gruslen Troubles II Who does he think he is? by huggsy_666
	Neopups It's embarrassing to go in there. by wicked_dragonite
	Neotails Scary news if you're a Neopet... by catsurii
	Stressful Slorgs Slorgs, manageable? I think not. by 4_ever_
	Dangerously Insane This is why you should never leave your pets home alone... by leah_51293
	About 4 Babies Funky glasses! by baby_faerie104
	Afterschool Horrors - Part 6 Why ME? by articuno_neo
	About a Pet Boulder "Being Cheap" by tambourine_chimp
	A Scrap of Reality "A Little Cute" by shikononi
	Jester of Non-Humor Be picky about the house you decide to pilfer... by jesterimp
	Avatar Difficulties: Kasuki Lu It shouldn't have been that hard... by fuzzy_green_glue
	If You Only Knew... Some Neopets never change... by mindela_me
	Version: My Pets Girlish figure? by blue_bunny_
	You Don't Want to Know... Run for your life! by _mist_fae_
	Homemade Phew, something smells! by fairystripe
	The Neo Experiment Is he good or is he evil? Nobody really knows... by mystic_dragon_4
	Jelly Chia Food Hmm... What does a Jelly Chia eat anyway? by arreat77777
	Dark Neopia What do you think you're doing? by dragon_spine
	Petpet Sitter You know, they really should choose their Petpet sitters more carefully... by looking_for_cybunny
	Not Just Another Neopet "Evil Peas" by everybody_say_moo
	Snowager Challenge That bad snowager... how I "like" him.. by firefree_girl
	Petpet Tails Comic the Second!! by little_hamsters365
	Neopia Over Used ...I thought it was happiness faerie not smelly faerie O.o by hyper_n_confused
	Brain Dead Haha! Look, Rytuno! He looks really funny in that outfit! by ashoryu
	Peanut Dash And They're Off!!... by cummi_is12
	Spooky Hey, a little help here? by ghostkomorichu
	Baby Kiko Adventures Don't steal from baby Neopets... by k_aren_z
	Life with Sparkalar This is why fire Neopets shouldn't eat Blue Bomberries... T_T by nestly2552chi
	Something Has Happened Not my day... Also by Ickessler>/i> by tdyans
	Icy Daze You're melting the snow! by bry_zee86
	Insane Sanity EAT MORE SNORKLE! by faerie_luvr_girl
	Comic Mischief Insults work against evil... by just_plain_tooony
	Lettuce Tongue I must be really sleepy... by i_hate_backstabbers
	Bucky the Babaa "A Very Traumatic Experience" by simsman24000
	Boo! It's the Ghost Jubjub! Everyone needs a hero! by gloss_frozen
	Just Another Day Addiction or Hobby? by twink_lingz
	Just Great Consider it done! by jeaniesofatso
	Oh Holidays Burp! by alisha_star11
	Major Malfunction #14 Muwahahaha! by moonxtal
	All the Pretty Bubbles The ultimate test nightmare... by naniwai_illusion

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"The Pilfering Petpet" by ladyarienwen
I swung my feet over the edge of the bed and into my fuzzy blue slippers. Well, at least one of my fuzzy blue slippers. The other seemed to have gone missing...

Other Stories

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The Snood Squad
Always poking in others' business and constantly trying to find something wrong with anything that someone was doing. This got them into deep trouble that day. Never should they have messed with Byron the bossy Blumaroo.

by cheopspyramid

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Sylvia
She couldn't imagine that anybody could've been watching her. Yet, before she could ask the stranger who he was, the pet, as if an apparition, disappeared in the cool night air. Sylvia was terrified.

by belldandy213

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Neo-Manners
What the dignified Neopian needs to know to avoid being reported, ridiculed, and laughed at.

by _shakky_

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99 Ways to Avoid Cleaning Up After Your Petpet
Are you tired of cleaning up after your Petpet? Well here are some ways to avoid it...

by lflm

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The Tower Journey: Part Three
The tall figure dropped his bomb on the cobbled floor, and tugged Toggerneo to his feet. Soon they were speeding down the many corridors of the castle, heading towards the thick wooden doors. When they came into view they were blocked by two figures.

by neonick19881988

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Gilbert the Poogle: Part Four
"I have an idea, Gilbert," she began slowly, cautiously. Taking a deep breath, she continued. "I've been thinking about it since yesterday night, after I saw how disillusioned you looked. You know how I'm a faerie?..."

by scarletrhapsody

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