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Issue: 162 | 15th day of Collecting, Y6

Comics

	Totodum and Turtledee #3 I knew you could break him. by huggsy_666
	Why Me? CHIRP! by kittynekokitty
	Sparkles "Difference" by shiny_pl
	Complete Randomness I'm not that obsessed... by lilkittie080
	Slorgy_XD "Getting Slimed" by sukuyumaruchan
	Mental Alienation Poor Weewoo... by hyper_giggle_box
	Oh Sanity? Were Art Thou!? Where could it be!?? by flamechild82
	When Kadoaties Attack! Ready... GO! by destini118
	Where's the Good Stuff? What kind of Money Tree are you? by shadih_temporary
	Igloo Troubles After 3 bombs and 2 pianos... by sirendragonfire
	The Neopian Life It's kind early for Halloween...but oh well! by acara_lupe
	Pets These Days You're a genius! by cruzerchic123
	Chia Hunting ISN'T Easy! And you wonder why Durian is the king of fruits. by metalguilmon88
	Love'n the Lupes A new colour... by cannonsmbt
	Chokato Chatter Not again... by lilstar_07
	The Baby Paintbrush Is giving the best gift? by anja2006
	Family Jewelz #1 This is art? by julialin
	A Gruslen Bath It's bath time!! by _agile_cat
	Random Insanity Sloth has his ways of persuasion... by lunagirl52
	Splat-a-Sloth Practice Practice is important. by lamenesspersonified
	Sloth on the Rox Dr. Sloth embarks on a search for the missing R.C. by plushieowner
	Neopian Capers! Think your Neohome is safe?! Not even from your own pets... by dratinisdream
	Ice Cream Here we will find out if Sloth is as evil as we think... by kittiekatteluv
	Pint Sized: Not a Potato? Green potatoes? H4PPY BIRTHD4Y, 3M50HL! :D ~n00b by lachtaube
	Neohome Madness Trying to get avatar... by shellder120
	Tenshi and Zephyr "Cornered" by championferret
	Petpetsitter 101 #1 Seperate at all costs. by tambourine_chimp
	One Day @ the Laboratory Ready to become a princess? by seawitch
	Being Evil Isnt Easy I think you're missing one... by chibi_zoo
	Petpet Tails Eek! It's attacking me! by little_hamsters365
	Evil Muffin Ooo! Muffin! by saje1012
	Our Own Little World Have you ever found a toy or a broken toy? I wonder who breaks them? by narnia4rocks
	Scribbly Stuff How very... abstract. by draegoness
	Lunaticity #2 Not to be taken literally... by jerk_head
	The Kadoatery Those kadoaties are never happy... by mr_rubber_band
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "Hazard Pay" by immortalmina
	Ironies of Neopia Look at what I got! by blubblub317
	Fiddlesticks! It that funny? by horsecrzy387
	My Life With a Teenage Noobie I'll save you... by rainbowface94
	Quiz & Artio Times sigh by krustykrinkledkrab
	Dangerously Insane Never ask old Chias for directions. by leah_51293
	Going Bananas Looks can be deceiving... by cassieleigh4242
	Something Has Happened Do you really want to know? by tdyans
	Stalag 13 You know, this place isn't too bad. by anikajinn
	Sasha's Sketches Errr, yeah... real cute... by washeh
	Goldy Situation YUM! by tbone22892
	Electrifying Stars "Playing With Fire" by sparky63428
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Halloween Special - Part One by kittylin

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"A Love of the Island" by mrs_fluff
"I knew this was the case. You spend your days in constant bitterness towards them. It isn't good for you..."

Other Stories

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Rivalry with Darkness
"Who are you? And what are you talking about? I'm the Darkest Faerie in all of Neopia, got that?"

by cruzerchic123

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From Fire to Ashes
Valeane was almost certainly going to be the next Battle Faerie. She vowed she would go to any length to be. Almost all odds were in her favor, but nevertheless she never let her concentration slip or let anything distract her.

by trappedelements

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Brightvale Insists On Eliminating Uneducated Neopets
In a vulgar attempt to get rid of less intelligent Neopets in Neopia, the region of Brightvale, bordering Meridell, has placed a very large sign outside the entrance of its area reading, "All uneducated Neopets will be fed to the Lupes".

by elle_alev

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Petpets: The Kadoatie
In this guide I will be examining the Kadoatie. A petpet so cute you would wish you could go through your Monitor and give it a huge hug!

by neomaniac1603

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The Sweetest Acara: Part Two
Whitney; do not bother waiting for me at the town square. Change of plan. I’ll not be meeting you today...

by scarletrhapsody

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Firejewel: Part One
Dayne shook the foreboding feeling she had just experienced in the Kyrii's vicinity, and moved along to the rack of necklaces that he had been inspecting. Almost immediately, one caught her eye.

by sara_mossflower

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