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Favourites from Y23: Colours and Outfits

A year in review - finding the perfect 'fit

by aleu1986
14 NP Valentine's Gifts for That Special Someone!

One for every day of Awakening - now you have no excuse!collab with blumaroocrazy21

by freehanded
A Creative Valentine's Day

Celebrate your favorite artist with these creative Valentine ideas. collab with 4mandy4

by parody_ham
Show Them You -Really- Care On Valentine’s Day

Some Valentine's tips from an expert

by dudeiloled
Bearing Witness

For so very many of us, this place is home.

by appleseet
 
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"It's Basic Logic" by i_lovee_icecream
BZZZT, BZZZT, BZZZT. The alarm clock blared and shook the bed Arya slept in. She yawned for an absurdly long time, stretching her hooved arms out in front of her.
“Six o’clock already?” she groaned. Time to wake up and go to work. She got dressed and plodded towards the kitchen.
Arya was a petite green Uni who was not a morning Neopet. A scowl crept across her face as she made her daily coffee and marshmallows, resenting her need to be awake at this hour. Grabbing her mug, the grumpy Uni headed out of the front door.




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