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The Whacking Addiction

How to know if your pet plays too much Whack-a-Staff Member.

by princess_dizzy_dayz
An Interview with the Great Doctor Sloth

With only the slightest hesitation I knocked on the door. After a few minutes it hissed and slid open. I entered cautiously- after all, one does not approach the boss unless one has a very good reason to...

by azellica
Princess of the Peaks

"You took long enough to get here," she murmurs. "Trouble with the peaks?" Another grin flashes across the Gnorbu's face...

by squire_genevieve
The DiamondEyez Review - All About Unknown Diseases

These conditions are rare to come by, but they can affect your pet and you need to be prepared to deal with them, since the hospital can barely diagnose these cases, much less treat them...

by goldenpaw
"Vote", and Other Useful Beauty Contest Terms

If you expect yourself to be a well-seasoned Beauty Contester, then the most important thing you can learn is the lingo of the Beauty Contest Board.

by queen_starshine
The Legend of the Geraptiku Fly Trap

Have you ever wondered what the past of the wonderful Geraptiku Fly Trap holds? Mysteries? ...Secrets? Let's find out...

by kougrabrightvale44
The Ultimate Guide To Deckswabber

Deckswabbing has great rewards for those who are willing to work for it. Do you have what it takes to keep the deck as clean as a whistle and earn your share of the treasure?

by brad_333
Igloo Restocking Guide

The Igloo restock is a bit different from the main shops. How? It is simple; you do not have to haggle!!

by zodiaxia
An Interview With the Healing Springs Faerie

"I have a terrible memory. If it isn't fluffy and cute, it tends to slip my mind quite easily..."

by zutcree
How to Get That Fabulous Pet You've Always Wanted

There's lots of ways to change your pets, aren't there?

by foxo11
Find the Perfect Avatar!

Have you ever wondered: What IS my perfect avatar? Even if you haven't, you should know how to pick the right one!

by mary_rox_sox
Darigan Dilemmas

Ever wondered about Darigan pets? This is the guide for you.

by captain_amber140
Altador Revealed

Why one would want a house shaped like a potion is beyond me, although it may have to do with living in Altador, which, as I may have mentioned before, is not normal.

by susankidwell
 
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The Perfect Pet



So we've all seen these fabulously exotic, cute, unique and all-round pwnsome pets around the site. But the question is, how do I get that perfect pet? There are some obvious methods, and some not-so obvious ones. Let's explore that now...



Other Stories


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In the Attic
It was pitch black behind the door. It was definitely time to get out of here. Silver was so overcome with fright that she accidentally tumbled over something...

by hyun713

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Geraptiku's Song
Overhead flew a strange bird, glittering brightly in the light and blazing with all the colors of the rainbow. It opened its mouth and let out a call, a song, high and eerie but beautifully wild...

by eleanor111

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Spheres of Influence: Part Seven
"Robin!" she whispered in surprise. She tried to track the scent farther along the cave, but it was lost quickly among that scent of grey pets...

by zephandolf

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Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Two
"Wait, am I crazy, or was this totally broken when I picked it up and brought you here?" The Bori looked up at the suitcase...

Also by fsufan266

by kioasakka


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Shilly Shally Dilly Dally #1
Does this colour make my head look big...?

by kiri_akurei

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Oblivious
Just pay attention...

by ilarvitar



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