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	Lab Ray vs. Paint Brush So we have the lab ray, and we have the paint brush. Both expensive and useful items, but which one is the one to use? by _peach_tiger_
	Hannah and the Ice Caves for Beginners If you are new to Hannah and the Ice Caves, are a little confused, or are considering playing the game for the first time, then this guide is most definitely for you! by mistoffelees_cat
	The Argument of a Anti-Sloth We all know that Dr. Sloth is the unquestionable ruler of the universe and will conquer Neopia sooner or later. So why then are there some who oppose him? Also by jamesuk2 by azellica
	Finding Your Forte Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account! As the title says, this is for finding your forte on Neopets and exercising it to the extreme. by spidrgrrl2004
	The Truth About Guilds Now listen carefully, my friend, for what I have to say may save you and your owner from destruction... by elegon
	How Do I Keep My Snow Petpet From Melting? Are your Snow Petpets constantly melting? Are you just tired of spending Neopoints just for another one? This guide will give you tips on how to keep your Snow Petpets alive and well! by shell_girl50006
	10 Ways to Strain your Brain For all of you people who love to give your cranium a workout, hold on to your hats for 10 Brain-Straining Neopian Games... by maryxchoo
	The Neopets Team's Evil Little Minions Whether these little spy-minions were neopets, petpets, evil fuzzles or otherwise, nobody knew... until now. by magical_anabeil
	Sentry of the Haunted Woods - Brain Tree Interview Brain Tree: YES! COMMENCE THIS INTERVIEW AT ONCE, FOR MY PATIENCE GROWS THIN! by tonberry206
	Deserted Guilds? Of course, if there aren't any members, nobody will join your conversation on the Message Board and nobody will participate in nice things you set up in your guild... by doortje325
	The Guide to Brilliant Breakfasts! The only way to a great start of the day is if you have a brilliant breakfast. If you can’t decide what to have, read this guide and you will enjoy your mornings forever more! by eihpos95

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Find Your Forte

It's Saturday, and raining outside. Homework finished, you're lounging in your desk chair, staring at your user lookup. Unpainted, non-rare pets, no HTML, barely any secret avatars, and no trophies. "How do I make it better?" you say aloud, not caring if anyone hears you. Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account!

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