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How to Care for Your Uni

A thorough and persnickety guide...

by mistpony
The Ultimate Back to School Shopping Guide

It’s that time of year again! All the young Neopians and their parents are going back to school shopping before the new year.

by halondrus
Darigan Citadel Travel Brochure

Floating high above Meridell is the mobile fortress known as the Darigan Citadel. It is relatively barren due to the after effects of a curse but that does not mean it is not worth checking out. Collab with surging

by venturecaptalist
Let's Prepare for Autumn!

Summer is finally coming to an end, and while I love a good beach day, I'm ready for some cooler temperatures. You know what's right around the corner - falling leaves, cozy sweaters, and warm coffee dates.

by cibola
Neopian Moms I Would Bake a Pie With

To all the moms, grandmas, aunties, Pet moms, Neopet moms, mom-to-Be’s, and mother figures, we appreciate everything that you do. Across Neopia, there are many maternal figures. Collab with togepwi & qlobal

by m_hero18
 
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"Caught Between Kingdoms: Cecilia" by parody_ham
Every couple of days, I hear the flutter of wing beats and the soft cooing of a Weewoo that landed on its favourite perch. With letters coming across my desk from Neopians across the tri-kingdom area, it became something of a routine sound. Usually they would write about trade or petty squabbles between rivals, missing goods, poor harvests, so-and-so from high society doing something unbecoming of their station—not that I cared much for that rubbish—or a family asking for mutual aid. Other times, thankfully fewer as the years have passed, it was about old wounds festering. More often than not, the Darigani felt the brunt of it. A number of us, such as me, had chosen to live in Meridell since the second war ended, aware of the risks that such opportunities offered us. But unlike most of them, they didn’t have… other reasons for being here. But when you’re a former general of Kass, there are things you’ll never be able to fix no matter how hard you try. There are those in Meridell who have—quite vocally, in fact—declared their dissatisfaction that I was appointed on the Tri-Kingdom Council. Saying that “all of my actions were done out of guilt.”




Other Stories


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The White River Diaries
Dear diary, I just arrived at White River, and it’s everything Mom and Aunt Lynny said it would be. Well, almost.

by precious_katuch14

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Caught Between Kingdoms: Cecilia
Taking something by force does not make one better; it only encourages more of the same. Revenge. Ambition. Greed.

by parody_ham

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Artefact Hunters: Draikfang
It was a peaceful day in Brightvale, much as it had been a little over a week before. That suited Hanso and Brynn just fine, as they generally agreed that they’d had enough adventure for a good long while. Thumbnail by twillieblossom

by sporty2443

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Cedar Locke and the Missing Brooch
The sun was just beginning to set. Beams of yellow light fanned through the ball room, sparkling off the crystal of the chandeliers and casting dizzying spectrum of light to dance across the floor and walls.

by kadface

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Punnishment
Collab with Morphousss and mrblobby1984

by devotedly

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Battleface
When you are an aspiring Battledome Pet but your owner also loves to customise…

by schwarzes_schaaf



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