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Why the Snowager Should Be Your New Best Friend

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “thesecondringbearer! If I were to pick a new best friend in Neopia, it wouldn’t be that grumpy old Snowager. It would be Queen Fyora: wise, benevolent, and practically all-knowing.”

by thesecondringbearer
Breaking News: Meridell Turns Grey!

The Grey Curse. The mysterious pandemic that has been striking Neopians helpless across the world. You’ve seen the victims. The Grey colour, the miserable expressions, the droopy ears. (If they even have ears.) And now, the curse has infected neither a shopkeeper nor a daily: it’s taken Meridell itself.

by thronewarden
Ten Tastiest Stamp Albums

Hello, everyone! This is Pattie, the Pastel Grarrl with a palate! Gooblah the Grarrl is my idol and I hope to earn a gold trophy at the Gourmet Club someday.

by xdlugia_reborn
Summer Reading List to Beat The Heat

Summer is finally here, which means lots of sun and time to relax by the beach with a good book!

by elphabaization
The Money Tree is Not a Dump

It’s the perfect summer day. There is a slight breeze blowing through Neopia Central, you just bought a plethora of new stamps, had a good meal at the Food Shop and are now gazing around to see what else you might do.

by stars4ever33
 
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"Kadotery Chaos" by maddie_bangz
"We’re here, Bagel! I promise you’re going to have a great time.” Bagel groaned. He had some choice words for his Neopet but decided to relent and let out a small meow in protest. His Neopet was hustling towards the front door of the Kadoatery, jostling Bagel in his small crate. As soon as they entered the building, Bagel’s ears exploded with the sounds of Kadoatie whining. He looked pleadingly at his Neopet, who was looking around the room for whoever was in charge. Finally, an Elephante stepped into the room through a door in the corner and smiled brightly. “This must be Bagel, welcome! We have his cage all set up for him, it’ll be nice and cosy for his overnight stay.” She gushed, gesturing towards a nearby cage, empty except for a thin blanket and small bowl of water. Bagel meowed again loudly in protest ...




Other Stories


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Birds of a Feather
”Dad, please don't tell us we're going to move to a different city in the desert", exclaimed Alamar grumpily to the Royal Boy Acara as they traversed the sandy dunes through a desert caravan.

by nick_and_nickette

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Lisha and the Troubled Tavern
Kayla stood up on a ladder, stocking the shelves in her potion shop when the copper doorbell jingled. Craning her red Zafara neck, she spotted a short, slightly built yellow Aisha, her friend and fellow time traveler, Lisha.

by parody_ham

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Faeries Land
Rospa laid on the ground in Faerieland. She’d been hurt in the blast that came when the mysterious diamond she’d found exploded.

by kebicorn

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A Hero's Journey: Squire
"I’ve always wanted to visit Sir Rohane’s home village, but the next best thing is that you got to see it, see his family, get a sword forged by Reuben the forge master…you have to tell me everything!”

by precious_katuch14

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Blossoms~ Digging Deep Part 13
Let me show you.

by twillieblossom

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The Adventures of Pondy and Friends: The Dare
Dares are easy!

by m0onface



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