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Issue: 187 | 22nd day of Eating, Y7 |
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Stuck in the Neopet House
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 The Beauty Shop of Horrors: Part One
"Oh honey, you sure do look like you're exhausted,"
Tine pointed out as the two made their way towards her home. "I mean, look at
the lines under your eyes. They're the size of apricots! And look at this filthy
hair. EEE! Your skin! It's so greasy!"
by blubblub317 |
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 The Poor Life
"I'm sorry that I have good fashion
sense. I'm sorry that we are rich and can afford to buy thousands of purses
at that price. But is that my fault?"
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