Papa's Got Jokes - Gravity

by whssoftball11

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How to Hide Your Incredible Love for Sloth.
Followers of Sloth always get a bad rap. From shaming in popular culture, to a constant shunning on the boards, life is not always easy if you *heart* sloth. Because of this, some followers of our glorious leader want to hide their love while in public.

by aspirina

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You've Been On Neopets Too Long When...
I'm a squirrel

Also by xweetok_lovin_girl.

by sophieauditore

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Defender Scarlet Shadow in the Gem of Rundeth: Part Two
Snow covered every flat inch of Happy Valley in a thick white blanket and Sopherie watched in amusement as Jaidenenk tried to keep up with her, obviously unfamiliar with the snow. Jaidenenk did spend his time in warmer climates. Jaidenenk turned to glare at Sopherie.

by orisasda

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Amnesiacs: Part One
I woke up with a serious headache. It felt like something hit my head. I rubbed my head to find a bump on the back of my head. It was a pretty big bump, too. The bump hurt whenever I touched it, so I decided not to rub it.

by chasing_stars44

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