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 | Keen's Pirate AdventureI’m gonna spoil the ending of this story right now: I die. But not really, or else I wouldn’t be writing this, right? And you don’t really die in Neopia, you’re brought back as someone else.
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Interviews with the Dark Faerie Sisters: Malice

I’m glad you have opened up to the second part of this special installment of interviews. Last time, Spite’s interview was published for the Neopian world to see, which was met with some controversy and fear. I got some letters asking me what the three Dark Faerie Sisters are up to, but I cannot say, nor do I know. Perhaps it is best just to stay cautious, my dear readers.
That said, this week is an exclusive interview with none other than Malice, the sister who is prone to violent outbursts. Of course, I took proper precautions by wearing some armor.
“Malice.” I greeted warmly, offering her my hand. To my surprise, she actually shook it.
“Hello.” Malice answered, her voice was fairly deep for a faerie, and it was also shockingly pleasant. This put me on edge.
“Why don’t we take a seat?” I pulled out and sat down, and Malice followed suit, watching me expectantly. “Uh…” I shook my head, clearing it of my most likely obvious fear. “This will be published as the second interview in the series, and clearly Neopia is interested. Thank you for meeting with me.”
Other Stories
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Conquering The Castle Of Eliv Thade Are you whacky about words? Do you love the scarier side of Neopets? Do you dream of being locked away in the castle of an evil Kacheek, trying to solve anagrams to escape and save your own life? The Castle of Eliv Thade is the game for you!
by krawkedattitude |
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Stupendous Slorgs In this article I will outline some of the reasons slorgs are amazing creatures, and perhaps persuade those with doubts about the slorg why you should give them a chance. It is my sincere hope that with time and facts you will come to love and appreciate the slorg.In collab with xxnovey and liezelotte8
by seismicfury |
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Tor & Roberta's Halloween Misadventure:Part Two About an hour had passed and the sky was completely black. A few wispy clouds floated in the sky, and a full moon’s bright glow had lit the cobblestone paths winding through Neovia. Neopets of all ages dressed head-to-toe in costume bustled the streets in search of tricks and treats.
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