Short Stories

	Sisters Forever "I've got it! Sibeal! She has tons of hair stuff! I bet she won't mind if I borrow one!" by violet_nose
	Hour of The Haunted Woods "These woods are filled with mystery, and only the misunderstood dare to dwell here..." by alexrae963
	Cheese Rolling Meridell was too medieval for her taste. What Yokalli really wanted was to play games to earn a Mimbi, but nooooooo. She had to "explore" Meridell and see the culture of the medieval Neopets... by silverswirl_1996
	The Window The cool house provided a welcome relief. Carefully tying the last daisy into her hair, the blue Aisha stepped into the parlor. This was her favorite room... by reggieman721
	My LAST Game of Round Table Poker "Ready?" asked Nigel of Meridar. The room was silent. The damp from the stone floor penetrated the very air we were breathing... by merticulous
	The Princess Letters My father, Coltzan, and I knew that someday, such an event was eventually going to happen. We realized that you would eventually have a desire to go back and reclaim your own kingdom... by myfallenrevival4
	The Trouble with New Clothes "Washing machine?" The Shop Wizard looked stumped. This, I decided, was a bad sign... by forty2stars
	The Provider Marshall was sure to obey orders by keeping a close eye on his buddy at all times. Unfortunately, it was a difficult task. Thomas never stayed in one place... by playmobil_is_my_life
	The Last Real Fake Magician Staggering back, he looked at what, or rather who, he'd run into. It was a red Shoyru in a black silk top hat and cape... by neesboy

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I am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how to poke and how to become a champion, so that you may participate in the NOPEs in Y12, which are going to take place in Shenkuu. It will take great skill, determination, and you will have to miss several meals, but hopefully, when you finish reading this article, you will be a poking champion...

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Queen Fyora's Guide to Status Symbols
It is I, Queen Fyora, in all her glory and glamour, writing to you from the Hidden Tower (and no, I won't tell you where it is).

by dan4884

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100 Excuses Not To Clean Your Room
I'd like to share my best 100 excuses with you, for when YOUR owners yell about your messy rooms...

by petfriendamy

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One Last Song: Part Four
He was not cut out for this job. He was a lanky, knobby Lenny with fluorescent orange feathers that stuck up in all the wrong places, oversized feet, and was constantly pushing a pair of large, circular glasses up to his eyes as they frequently slid down his beak...

by mutedsanity

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Aubrise and the Gebmid Mystery: Part Six
Water was still rushing into the chamber from holes set high in the wall. Aubrise kicked the door in frustration but it refused to budge...

Art by rookina

by rookina

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Dream On #2
What do snowbunnies dream about?

Art by tristess

by autoc007

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Things I'll Never Understand
Neopetz style!

by lightning505

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