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Issue: 461 | 17th day of Gathering, Y12

Comics

	The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 14 Embarrassment... by buizelmaniac
	The Perils of Being a Labrat: Lab Stats -Whooooa- Idea by id_24 by lucylu317
	Faerie Fables: Part 2 of 4 Negg Faerie by purplebee2000
	Speak No More That new flatulence soundtrack is a real killer... by laehlani
	Wardrobe Woes I hate glitches. by _vinegirl_
	Neopups Comics Clockwork Yooyu can give out good souvenirs sometimes. by coshi_dragonite
	Chew Before You Swallow I suppose a simple sorry wouldn't cut it. by dusty
	Caution: May Bite Welcome to Tanni's, may I take your order? by beastybas
	Tin Box: Pound It Pound It... yeah. by thegoddesofxweetok1
	Work in Progress 4 - Jelly Woes Some jelly should be relabeled Gross Food. by gammock
	Floppy Tongue It's hard to tell others you have it. by kittytoes
	One Fish, Two Fish The Replacement, part 1 by fish_puddle
	Famous -- New Clothes Part 1 Where did Cereais get those new clothes? Read and find out. by arctic_wolf___
	Question How do you get to Faerieland with no wings? =/ by irishpoet
	Neopets Physics Wonders The Flight of a Skeith by hidden_0_o
	Bread and Butter Breadfish by _epiphany_
	Behind The Scenes: Second-Hand Does he even have a nose? by elyk442
	In the Name of Science I mean, really, what's next? Stained wood tables? by lombre
	Snazzy-ish: Independence She IS two years old, you know. :O by neon_leaf
	Adolescents - Zombie Zombie! by kineclap
	A Sweet Quest The Snow Faerie has a secret...! by mythical_book
	Spooky #100!! Komo and Tombstones work out their differences... maybe. by ghostkomorichu
	A Fated Encounter A chocolate Chia finds her way into the annual Chocolate Con, and hilarity ensues. by kiwibutter
	Don't Take It Literally... Chocolate? by x__sayitaintso__x
	The Choco Factor It was for the best, if you think about it. by jillstreeter
	Spots, Dots and Carrots Dreaming about faeries can be dreaming about fear-ies... by lovisa966
	The Dangers of Being Chocolate Beware of owners. Art by ravemuch by blinkie_x2
	The Wheel of Mediocrity ...It can happen. :) by adventure21
	Team Mayhem What Flavor is a Negg? by dark_moon_blossom
	Chocolatey Obsession What really goes on inside a chocolate factory? by iced_cookie1
	Neopian Neophyte - Never Ending You will never have enough money to satisfy your curiosity. by leedom111
	Silly Tales! The Annual Chocolate Ball by spudcake133
	A Chocolatey Situation Very chocolatey. by kazumasiera

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"Milk and Cookie Visit the Healing Springs" by vendince
In a cosy cottage by the sea in the land of Meridell lived Milk and Cookie. Milk was a white Xweetok and Cookie was a chocolate Cybunny. They were different colours and species, but they were the best of friends. Every day Milk would walk down to their boathouse, where their small boat...

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Chocolate Factory Madness
Boy, it's still crowded! Hopefully there's some chocolate flakes left, I thought.

by mhbtsp

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Sylfio's Ice Cream Sodas
"Sylfio," they'll say, "do you think your dairy origins give you a certain affinity for ice cream? And for that matter—how did you become chocolate?"

by emrozi

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Food Shop Fun: Exquisite Ambrosia
Exquisite Ambrosia gets a surprise visit from... me!

by lord_of_fantasy

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Chocolate Care
A Chocolate pet requires more care than a normal pet! Learn how to care for it here.

by smart100000

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The Secret of Geraptiku: Part One
I sighed wistfully. What I would give to be in warm, sunny Mystery Island already....

by xaetear

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The Prophecy Faeries 2: Imagen's Revenge - Part Seven
"If one of us could get into the castle," said Victoria, "we could learn more about Imagen's plans, and see if we could even get close enough to him to do something."

by alex313

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