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Sunset Shopping

She idly ruffled through her long hair with her fingers before yawning. "Hunter, do ya think we could actually, I dunno, do something this year?"

by mecha_fang
I Hate (Love) You

"Lindy, dinner's ready," my sister Claire calls from the kitchen. She says it in such a pleasant way that I can't help but be annoyed.

by pochipeach
Allker's Important Lesson

It was the first rainy day we'd had all summer in the Darigan Citadel. I was so sick of the sun and the heat- and I couldn't even enjoy the view of the rain from my own room, since I had no windows.

by hamzandrilez
No Going Back Now

"Which one of us said this was a good idea?"

by johannabelle2009
The Story of Poogle Number Five

Chubs. That was his nickname all throughout his youth. Chubs.

by turtling
The Origins of Friendship

It wasn't always easy being friends with Favar. The Kougra was hyperactive and unpredictable at the best of times...

by hogwartsbean3
The Discarded Enigma

They don't want to believe it was once just a regular old blue Grundo plushie...

by azizara
School, Slippers and Spills

The first thing I did at 5:45 AM was roll over in order to savagely encourage my alarm clock into silence. Whose idea was it anyway to start Neoschool at 8 AM sharp?

by queen_potema
 
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"School, Slippers and Spills" by queen_potema
The first thing I did at 5:45 AM was roll over in order to savagely encourage my alarm clock into silence. Whose idea was it anyway to start Neoschool at 8 AM sharp? Did these people not have baby Neopets? Did they not understand the concept of 'rest'? Obviously not, because here I was, half awake at 5:47 AM, cursing the day I chose...




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Obelisk Boons: A Guide
Unfortunately, you can only pick one. So, which option is the best? It all depends on what your goals are as a Neopian.

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A Complex Guide To The Wheel of Monotony
So the first thing we have know is that the cost of the Wheel is 150 NP a spin, 50 NP more expensive than Mediocrity.

by hydro_thunder001

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Diamigo's Noble Steed: Part Three
"I'm going out for a little while," I said, turning toward the entrance. I wasn't sure what I was going to do. But I was so humiliated. I'd tried to be a hero and I'd failed.

by almedha

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Agent of the Sway: Induction - Part Eight
"Ha!" the Buzz boomed. "Foolish little creature - I am Tyragh! I have destroyed entire armies before today! You are nothing!"

by herdygerdy

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Twin!
A nail-clipper a day keeps the space faerie away.

by nausicaa1992

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The Snowager
Why won't he fall asleep?

by luiten597



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