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Lani and the Beast: Part One

"I still can't believe that they delivered our stuff and just left it on the lawn! Either Mystery Island is even more backwards than I'd thought, or we chose the wrong moving company."

by selenial
Quentin Calamity: Beyond the Storm - Part One

"Couldn't a world of jelly exist?" young Quentin had asked his mother. She shook her head sadly.

by haimoku
 
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"Message in a Bottle" by jbergz8495
Joanie had been turned grape. Of course, her mother went crazy. At first, Joanie thought her mother was upset, but it was actually the exact opposite. "You look so adorable!" her mother squealed. Joanie never thought those words would come out of her rough and tough mother's mouth. "We need to get you some smaller clothes, don't we!" She grabbed Joanie's hand, something...




Other Stories


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Illusen's Missing Piece
Three pinches of gray dust, two pieces of redwood tree bark, a pinch of red pollen, some acorn shells, and.... What? What was the last ingredient?

by applegrl27

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The Heart Beneath The Brush
Follow your heart, and let no one tell you otherwise!

by free_soul3

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Jumpin' Gem Heist Game Guide
In this game, you play a Sandan that knocks over gems and collects them in its (bottomless) hat.

by you_are_my_happiness

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The Truth About Basic Colors
Basic colors are very versatile! They go quite well with most backgrounds and wearables.

by gymgirl978

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Bloopers
You must be smart in the ways of Moltara.

by mister_bloop_bloop12

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What?
More to come, Nem. :)

by ananomis



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