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	Beach Ball Theft Well... What now? Also by Pinksrainbow by lyndsey4657
	Eclectic Antics: Pizza Delivery Dignity does not exist in this economy. by amarettoball
	Magma Contacts This is why you don't buy rip-off Lava Contacts for half the price... by madamidgaf
	Random Oddness It's not wise to get on Tangeriiine's bad side. by mistyqee
	Lab Ray vs. Beauty Contest Noooo!Also by breezah_baby by mustikeuh121
	Galaxy Hair It doesn't fit. by ketchup547
	Awkward Bruce Run away! by capn_scrac
	Monochrome Madness Just started again and... by zaxamijo
	UC Troubles: Express Yourself! Those poor things... I wish they could express themselves... by praline01
	Pastel Horror #2 - A Pirate's Favorite Letter Qysteri is VERY passionate about his puns. by badjadejuniper
	Coltzan Crisis That was... disappointing by contrastively
	Favorite Pastime I'm not sure that's how it works Also by likelife96 by twillieblossom
	Brainfreeze! Only the trained can handle a brainfreeze. by simbologies
	Monochrome Mixup I own so many colored pencils, yet somehow this keeps happening. by 0123kl
	Grey-t Day Thanks! by neopearly

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How To Be Miserable

The saddest day of the year is upon us, are you going to embrace the holiday or avoid it? The one day of the year where it is acceptable to walk around with a sad look on your face. The one day of the year where all Grey coloured pets feel like they are appreciated for once. You guessed it, today we are celebrating Grey Day! Some cheerful Neopians decide to avoid this holiday like NeoPox, because it simply just isn’t their aesthetic, however, some less eager Neopians like myself, love and embrace the tradition of Grey Day. If you are one of these people, here are some tips on how to truly be miserable this Grey Day.

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Lylin_Fire, The Fierce, Red Wocky
I had always wanted a special Neopet, but this was not what I wanted. A picky, rude, ungrateful pet that will refuse to eat or drink anything but bottled water. This all happened about a year ago, when I was putting water away in case there was a shortage.

by kittens4life6

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Wildsong
Night in the Haunted Woods falls with swiftness upon its victims. It is not as many stories say—the forest is not rife with yowling spooks and ghoulish spectres at every turn. It is not a scaled-up version of a Neopia Central Neohome’s Halloween decorations, which brashly proclaim frightfulness in the most colourful of fashions.

by cosmicfire918

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Neopian Zombie Apocalypse: How to Survive
The next stage is on survival. Now that you know where to hide your neopets, it is time to learn how to survive the Neopian zombie apocalypse. Surviving long term until the Neopian scientists find a cure for this catastrophe is the most essential step you can take in helping your neopets live longer as a non-zombified neopet.

by yuri445

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The Truth Behind the April Fools’ Clubs
April Fools’ is a fun time on Neopets with pranks both small to elaborate being pulled throughout the day. This year was no different with the main prank being the “Neopian Net Worth Calculator”, a way to determine our “value” we can then potentially flaunt and, most importantly, join a club with.

by pikachu315111

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The Ghosts of Roo Island: Part One
I had been visiting my aunt in hospital for three days, before the red Kougra had grabbed me by the arm, and pulled me towards her to whisper: “Illanari, there's a ghost in here."

by phoenix_through_fire

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Venn and the Isolated Island: Part Two
The weather became increasingly stormy. The ship's path was one that passed through the outside of the massive storm surrounding Lutari Island; few ships took this course. The whole reason Lana went on this trip, aside from acting as the ship's engine mechanic, was to study the mysterious storm, for she wanted to someday visit it.

by mbredboy31

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