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Issue: 395 | 5th day of Relaxing, Y11

Comics

	The Eaten Wingoball puff Script by marwanshah_13 by anatidaephobicneuro
	Petpet's Revenge False Identity Idea by _jen by lyteila
	Follow the Crowds Whee.... Also by sariphe by iloenchen
	Mutant Musical Something has happened! Art by devil_in_a_red_dress by kaddisti
	Starry Stuff Why is there an item with that name?!! Idea by mingbetty by marilltachiquin
	Neopian Questions Related? by the_slayer_faerie
	Meowspecs Four eyes? by james15912
	Light House Life - Goldrun? Can we go home now? by louishooper
	HOOPLA! - Quest Duh! by _pokemon12_63
	Petpet Fun! A bonding between a Neopet and a Petpet is always strong. by vicktoriavicky
	Neopian Life It's a Mibblie, silly! by permewey
	The Cure What's with everyone getting Sneezles nowadays? by leianidas
	Adoption Adopting your "baby" brother... by xlaq
	Darkest Corner I wish I could find a Super Attack Pea lender... by dark_elfa
	The Renegade Comic - When Meepits... Dress Up? You never know what lurks in the dressing room... by renegade_kitty
	Cannonball Barf Boat...? The PPL will have something to say about this! by sk8brdrme
	Scary What a nightmare... by yinna65
	A Vexing Decision This is tough. by can_i_get_frozen
	The 4 Tails episode 4?- I smell Cookiez ^^ When Xen sees cookiz he must have them. :) by ledgers_angel_3
	Welcome (back) to Neopia! I haven't been gone that long... by skypupgoddess
	Aisha Soup Cloudgazing by the_shii
	Yamisai 4 No one is EVER safe... by yoru_yamisai
	Nerfed Yum. by d0rm0use
	Chia Calamity #1 What is that stuff?! by u_uzzzzz
	Rightside Down Restocking made easy! But maybe less profitable. by cheeperstheowl
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Kacheek-Seek Nothing like a good ol' game of Kacheek-Seek. by pikemaster1
	Proles I think that thing's rigged... by cables
	This & That: Mnqo's Staff Don't ever mess with my stuff! by niquacoolk
	One Fish, Two Fish Best. Neomall item. Ever. by fish_puddle
	Utterly Impossible; Hopefully Improbable Oh - oh my... That's one way for an avatar... by umzz
	Bruno's Escape Looks like someone got "caught up" in the chase. by sliferosiru
	Freedom to the Funny Pages - Exploding Flour No, not THAT kind of explode! by nickulla

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Top 10 Petpet Colors

Have you ever noticed how it seems the only things people want to paint are their pets? Did they completely forget – PETPETS CAN BE PAINTED TOO! Not only are petpet paint brushes very affordable, but also can add to your neopet even more. For example, to add to the effect of your Darigan Hissi, why not add a Darigan uniocto? Their colors blend perfectly together, and it's almost like another accessory for your pet. Of course, painting petpets can change them a lot too, so I've made this guide....

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How Anchu Learned The True Meaning Of Class
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Petpet Cannonball: Don't hurt the Petpets!
Petpet Cannonball is a one-player game, designed for you to shoot helpless little petpets through a bottomless bucket, down the tarp to safety!

by midnight951

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Six Ways to Impress a Slorg
We return once again to the topic of those ever smiling, ever cheerful, slime machines.

by 00baies_love00

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Invaders of Meridell: Part Four
It's strange how much she has changed. Before, Bob's desertion wouldn't have affected her.

by ginny_invisible

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Braving Brightvale: Part One
She had spent many an hour poring over maps and books of the intricate hallways and decadent rooms of the castle. All in preparation for today, of course—the first day of her apprenticeship with the King's royal advisor.

by dr0pz

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