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"Bed Time Story" by dinha_reeves
The two little Poogles were already in their pyjamas and lying on their respective beds as they waited eagerly and obediently for their mother to pick up the box of storybooks. She smiled at them, her two precious boys. Every night she read them bedtime stories, it was practically a tradition. It started as soon as Calister was born, even though he didn't understand a word they said, Lhitia read Donny to sleep and Calister was already in her arms, so he ended up participating in the moment too and grew up and got used to the night read. And even though Donny was already a teenager, he still liked to spend time with his mom and little brother and liked to hear Lhitia reading stories. “So, what's it going to be?” “Mmm... Roobin Wood?” suggested Donny. “Which one is this, brother?” Cal questioned. “It’s the one about the Blumaroo who steals from the rich to give to the poor!” “Ohhh... That's nice, but mommy read it not so long ago!” exclaimed the younger one. “How about the one about the Techo who buys magic beans?” “Again?” Donny grimaced. “Yes, I like that one!’ “But I don't like it that much!” “Okay, okay... How about the Ugly Mallard?” Lhitia suggested with a smile trying to convince the boys. “Ahhh no... I'd like the one with the magic beans!” “Aww, Calister, every time it's your choice!” Donny frowned and pouted as he crossed his arms, his little brother always had...




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