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Tesh and the Draik on the Mountain

"They will never truly live again, for they do not know what it means to be Neopians. Let them die as toys, the way they have toyed with us!"

by pyndragon
Watching the Sunset

Even though it became a habit, the sky didn’t always assume the same color scheme every time. Sometimes it had more purple, sometimes more red, and the inconstant routine made the sunset, if possible, more beautiful...

by precious_katuch14
The First Time I Flew... Almost

Trugmorik batted Daisychain away with a paw when she tried to grab at his cape with her beak. He knew the White Weewoo had a point, but he needed to get up to that branch near the top of the tree...

by elfwick
The Day Turmaculus Ate ME!!

I was always the adventurous one in my family. I loved to roam. And by the way, I have a chronic case of pranktosis...

by tenshi_sia
(Not So) Squeaky Clean

I'm not saying that my teammates didn't want to be the best. I'm saying that they took the easy way out.

I'm saying that they cheated...

by hugthepinapple

Spelling Bees and Bullies

Jen turned a deep shade of red. She knew her classmates thought she was a wonderful person, except on Fridays...

by cutiefluteyelephant4
Letters to Rosie

I'm sorry I haven't written as much as I promised I would in the past two weeks, but I've still been trying to settle in here. Hopefully this letter will be the first of many...

by dan4884
Dear Akkani

It always saddens me when I go down to the beach and I know that your beautiful smile and somehow haunting voice I will not find anywhere, no matter how hard I look...

by akkani
Kidnapped By a Wannabe Villain

In his fury, Sloth resulted into doing what he did to channel out his anger: he got out his crayons and drew diabolical plans with his bear, EvilSnuggler. That made him feel a little better; that is, until one of his assistant Grundos came running into his office with some bad news...

by animalnutz1993
 
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Breaking Away



He was banished by angry townspeople, who were also victims of the elixir. Escaping from the mob, Bruno took shelter in a cave. Your ingame task is to play Bruno, who collects potions and carries them to the cave. When you bring all the potions, you advance to the next level. Sounds easy, huh? Unfortunately, angry, deformed Neovians will make this task a bit difficult. They throw stones at Bruno, and if a stone hits you or you bump into one of the townspeople, you will lose a life...



Other Stories


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Neo's Law
However, there are also the unwritten rules; these are just as daunting as those set before us in easy-to-read vernacular. You know they're there but rarely ever give them much mind. And whenever your thoughts are directed to the topic, it's usually in exasperation...

by 4zure

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Ask Armin

Well, I think we’ve waited long enough. Perhaps you’ve been wondering when you would hear from me... it’s been a while since I saved the world... and here I am, to bring you a wonderful self-esteem-raising column. I mean, really, honestly we could have come up with a better name for this...

by angelwater630


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Into the Sea: Part Five
Nobody said anything for a few moments. The only sound that could be heard was the tick-tock of the clock by the door. Velt's eyes were sad, but Katrina's were hard and angry. The girl clenched her fists tighter and tighter every second...

by sytra

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Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part Four
Satch stood in the doorway with his trumpet case and suitcase at his side. He had a forlorn expression on his face as his tail twitched nervously behind him. "Hey, guys. I just wanted to come and say goodbye..."

by bitsy_dj

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Normal Abnormalitys #2: Blame It On Your Brother
At least it wasn't like the Kadoatie incident last year...

by comatose_slumber

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Unpacking
There's no harm in having some to spare.

by ssjelitegirl



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