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Slothproofing Your Life

We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...

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Alias: Amy Rose; Occupation: Spy
"All right, then," announced the Grundo by Whisper's bed, "You all pass - except for the Shadow Acara here who can't decide what her name is. Go back to sleep."

by parmadur

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We Got a Neomail!
"We got a neomail!" I chanted, reentering our house. Neomail was scarce at our happy little home, 239242 Market Street, and so when we actually did get any mail, all five of us gathered around for a letter opening ceremony...

by sweetie_me274

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The Origins of Achyfi
Instead of selling quality sodas, Achyfi Enterprises had only two goals: create a large variety of flavors, and stay in the public eye.

by plasmashadow

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The Guide to Getting Rid of Pesky Owners
I'm sure all you poor little weak pets are all eager to have revenge on your owners for not feeding you enough, or letting you get sick, or simply - as in my case - not allowing world domination before bed time. Well, no fear, my guide is the answer.

by abhobbs

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Skydiving... Pirate Style
The dangers of a flying ship...

by d7r7e7a7m7s

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Shouri and Friends
The difference in their intelligence is great...

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