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 | Customization Diaries of the Gnorbu Obsessed #2First things first, the basics. What are the basic items you think every neopian should have in their closet before they start customizing?
by 987654321_hj |  | Uni Grooming GuideThe Uni is known for being the most vain Neopet of all. With currently holding the sixth place overall of the most popular Neopets, they have every reason to devote hours of their day to improving (and admiring) their appearance. In this article, we will be taking a look at various grooming items made especially for Unis, as well as useful books for Uni owners looking to make their Neopet the prettiest one around!
by aleu1986 |  | The Funny Habits Of Avatar Collectors!Avatar collectors are a completely unique breed of player, willing to spend 100+ hours on mastering a game just for the avatar score. I don't think any other kind of player on this site is quite so crazy! Why are avatar collectors so zany, obsessed and strange? So here are the top 10 strangest habits of avatar collectors! I think they're quirky, bizarre, and absolutely charming, and I hope you do too!
by indulgences |  | Wintery Games - SnowmuncherBe prepared for such a burping adventure!
by royal_real |  | Secretly Available or Just Showing Off? The NCC Guide to “Not UFT” ListsTrading Neocash items can be a tricky business. The NCC (Neocash Chat) board is one of the friendliest places on the site, but the very nature of trading items that cost real money makes for frequently contentious issues. One of these issues is the existence of “not UFT”, or closet, lists.
by rayoceanweaver |  | An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! GrundoI'm sorry sir! I'm only trying for the avatar! I can pay to fix your very nice spaceship- Kneezles, run.
by beagums |  | Trophy Guide to Spinacles Also by dino8268
by malphd |  | Countering the Stereotype: The "Vain" UniAn article arguing for the end of labeling Unis as "Neopia's most vain creatures"
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"The Second Piece" by graveyardcandyapple
Dempsey Rowen was many things, and a complainer was most certainly one of them. The day after their visit to Meridell, Dempsey began to complain of a sore throat. Halfway through the day he began to cough, and by the time the four travelers reached Brightvale, the Halloween Kougra was positively miserable.
Theolounious Scrivenger was tempted to tell Dempsey that it was his fault for playing games with questionable people, in a kingdom where food items were rolled up and down hills; his natural politeness prevented him from doing so. Still, when Dempsey began to insist that the four stop by Faerieland to see the Faerie at the Healing Springs, Theo almost said it, along with several other choice things.
There was a sense of urgency in everything Theo did now. He felt as though the mission to discover what the Grimoire of Inkdeath was had begun abruptly, and so set off at a frantic pace. That combined with the strange Krawley brothers, three and Illusen’s reaction to a mere mention of the Grimoire made the red Gelert far more impatient than usual.
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 A Day of Play
When I woke up one morning, I took a moment to look around the bedroom of my owner’s Neohome. Everything seemed so peaceful and calm. To me, everything was right with the world.
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 Duplicity: Part Twelve
Giles ran over to his freed father and jumped on him with open arms the moment he saw him. The small Xweetok smiled as Garrington weakly ruffled his mane. Dark circles surrounded the duke’s eyes. His wife, the duchess, pinched her nose and nodded along. “Yes, yes, we miss you very much. I think the dungeons have done a number on you.”
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