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Top Ten Plushie Foods

That's what makes having them in plushie form so perfect. We don't have to eat them!

by pebblesnbambam1
Neopian Cooking: Preparing Meridell and Altadorian

Neopia has many tasty and not so tasty foods.

by jrayeb3
Creating the Themed Neohome 2.0 of Your Dreams

I would like to share with you my tips on how to create the themed Neohome of your dreams!

by vanessa1357924680
How to Be Yourself in a Crowded Neopia

There is a lot of pressure on us Neopians to have it all – trophies, avatars, expensive items, millions of neopoints, impressive pets. But do those things really matter? Is your Neopet any different red, green, yellow, or blue than when it's Darigan or Royal?

by rupeedupe
The Last Blast: Trophy Guide

In The Last Blast, robots are swarming Kreludor's mines and, of course, it's up to you to stop them!

by felix_gaeta
What's Your Favorite Way Of Helping Others?

Some people are so generous...

by indulgences
The Minion Perspective – Faeries

What do we really know about the Faeries?

by devotedslothminion
 
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"My Friend the Cupcake Faerie" by dewdropzz
The house was impressive, from what she could see in the dark of the moonless night. But it wasn't the exterior that made her feel drawn to it. It was the inside. There was something special inside. Something sugary and sweet. The perfect ingredients, and the equipment she needed to make her wildest dreams come true. And there was something else. She could...




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True Kindness
It's not that she felt unfulfilled, or even unhappy. She just had nothing to do with her time.

by gyosco

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My Friend the Cupcake Faerie
"What in Neopia is a cupcake faerie?"

"A faerie who makes cupcakes, obviously."

by dewdropzz


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A Pirate's Tale: Dark Lullaby - Part Four
"If you hurt her..." she heard Leglus begin to threaten.

The Lenny laughed. "Oh, now, there will be no need for that, good sir. I'll make this fairly simple. You give me the chest, and we let the girl go."

by kandeegrrl


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The Day After Lutari Day: Part Five
"Oi!" I said as I turned around and caught the Lutari red handed in the act of stealing a pancake. It froze for a second, looking at my with big puppy eyes...

by aethelar

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Frustrated
After defeating Zombom...

by moon_flash

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How to Keep your Plumpy Fit!
The secret technique that will slim down your plumpy!

by littledude61394



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