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The Special Plushies of TDMBGPOP

I'm sorry, the what? If you’re not familiar with that seemingly random string of letters, TDMBGPOP is the “short” name for The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity.

by honestly_vitali
A Miniguide to Investing

Neopia, a land of opportunity with endless ways to make money—playing games, doing daily quests, fighting in the Battledome, or, as I will explain, investing.

by buraassander
Caring For Your Baby - Top 10 Baby Essentials

Hello and welcome. In this article, I will be discussing the top 10 items you need for your Baby Neopets!

by melissa12xx
A Sloth Fan's Cake Reviews

I know right! Me! Would you believe it if I were to tell you that I have been rewarded for my journalism already? How many issues has it been so far? I personally have lost count.

by betti666
Food for Thought: Snacking Your Way Across Neopia

It’s a Neopian rite of passage to travel the globe after graduation. Collab with dancerchickemily & surging

by noileh
 
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"An Important Delivery" by lunaticrave
The rustling leaves filtered goldenrod specks onto the beaten path. A slight chill stung Ivasco’s cheek, and his arms braced for the imminent swoop of winter’s embrace. He sped his stride to evade the shivers that accompanied the nearing nightfall. The Xweetok’s belly grumbled for a toasty beverage. From picturing the gentle steam wafting from a tenderly poured Aisha Hot Chocolate, his mouth watered. The bittersweet cocoa will soon be his. A sigh of relief left his mouth when his paw dug into his pocket, heft with Neopoints: enough for one drink to end the day. As the sun dipped behind the foothills, a rusted glow gave way to cooling purple hues, transforming the comfy village houses into a muted landscape under the stars. Ivasco hurried his pace further. His next step became swifter than the last, his foot barely touching the ground. He paid no mind to the clashing winter headwind hardening his brows. Adrenaline rushed his veins and the reality of an Aisha Hot Chocolate waxed...




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An Important Delivery
The rustling leaves filtered goldenrod specks onto the beaten path. A slight chill stung Ivasco’s cheek, and his arms braced for the imminent swoop of winter’s embrace.

by lunaticrave

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A Lesson From My Hero
Trell checked his watch again. 11:48. The entrance to the gate was starting to fill up with other fans. The Tyrannian Chomby arrived 2 hours and 42 minutes ago to claim the first spot in the now very long line.

by lyzzy170

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Triccity's Travels: Terror Mountain
I had been traveling the surface of Neopia for the past year and a half in my airship. During my time in Neopia Central that spring I had taken advantage of the resources at my disposal and had done my research on where I would travel next.

by 77thbigby

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Thieves Alike
Nathan planned on hopping off the rickety old tugboat to ease it into place, but nearly fell off when the boat bumped abruptly into the dock.

by greencheese79

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Go Fetch!
That's not the same one! Collab with justinballin

by nucular_dude

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Fyora's Day Off
That's one way to get some R&R... Collab with Batya_Rose & a_panda_bear

by flames_unleashed



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