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A Lesson Well Learned: Part One

"We're all so downbeat and consumed with stress that we retreat into little fortresses built of books and they expect us to be the embodiment of a friendly, educational atmosphere."

by horripilated
Who Needs A Family?: Part One

I had long since given up expecting them to keep me and therefore forsaken any hope of a family, eventually deciding that I was better off without one.

by miriel
Hannah, Garin, and the Terribly-Named Treasure: Part One

Hannah's jaw dropped. "I don't want your autograph! Do you seriously not know who I am?"

by trisshamster
The Kacheek Club: The Tomb of Tragedies - Part One

Gwen the Island Kacheek swiped the beads of sweat off her forehead as she glared up at the relentless sun. She and her three friends were waiting in line for the Tomb of Tragedies tour to start.

by jenlin_25
Of Potions and Paintbrushes: Part One

"I'm not fooling around, Frostgleam, dear. I cannot see you." The Lupe sounded very serious.

Also by antiaircraft

by masaryk_the_mad

 
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"Always A Hero" by emilysusanburt
McDooglie was a Krawk, though the term applied loosely as he was so old he resembled a Meridellian scarecrokabek with a back so stooped he was half the height of his youth. His left eye was concealed under copious wrinkles, while the right eye bulged unnaturally, so that if he turned towards you at the right angle you could swear he was sizing you up for a new recipe...




Other Stories


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The Travelling Newspaper
"Enter to hear tales of Weewoos, Chet Flash, Doctor Sloth, and many other astonishing things! Admission free of charge!"

by brilliantgrey

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Deadline
Charles Tracy slouched in his chair while his feet rested beside the brass nameplate on his desk. His tusks stuck out from underneath the brim of his lowered hat.

by tashni

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NC or NP? Building the Perfect Outfit - Part Four
In this last section, we're going to take a look at trinkets, garlands, etc. These are usually the last thing we add into a customization, so it made sense to work our way down.

Also by sinistrous

by agedbeauty


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Altador Cup Recruitment Letter, C/O TNT
You may think that as a Krawk, you belong in Tyrannia, since Krawk petpets are sold in the Tyrannian petpet shop. This could be no further from the truth!

Also by jair_lorce

by crocodile_babiez


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Getting that Avatar
Comic Drawing is for EXPERTS, ya know?! Oh wait...

by toffeedatepudding

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BROS 4 LYFE
500 issues indeed.

Also by chagrins

by dangercrow




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