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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part One

Valka: Commander Valka to Gorix; I need a volunteer.

Gorix: Gorix back to Valka; I read you loud and clear.

by rosabellk

Inheritance: Part One

She couldn't ignore her talent to sing. Every chance a bard or music teacher came across their inn on their travels she prodded them to give her some advice, and she frequently sang while doing her chores.

by shadow_sabre_
 
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"Asparagus and Arguments" by jubub33
Doctor Frank Sloth, Green Thing of Outer Space, self-proclaimed Emperor of the Stars, King of All Planets (except Neopia and Kreludor, darn them), stood on the deck of his empire, and rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Tourists. Who was the idiot who decided we should let all of Neopia..."




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Asparagus and Arguments
Doctor Frank Sloth, Green Thing of Outer Space, self-proclaimed Emperor of the Stars, King of All Planets (except Neopia and Kreludor, darn them), stood on the deck of his empire, and rolled his eyes in annoyance.

by jubub33

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The Curse
"Now, you have to find the treasure! You may have to leave Mystery Island to find all the clues, but that shouldn't really be a problem..."

by wolf589

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Hasee Bounce... or Life Lessons?
It's amazing how much one can learn from a pair of petpets that have somehow rigged a seesaw to catch fruit that defy gravity.

by dragon10044

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The Neopian Food Review: Spooky Food
Spooooooky...

by mrpanda1

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A Spooky Halloween, part 2
Fairground food!

by ghostkomorichu

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The Tomb of Geraptiku
But while you're safe...

by shika_kun_



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