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"Not the Same" by water_glass
"Excuse me? I didn't ask for a response. I give out quests for no reason. I need items and I don't want to bother getting them myself. I also don't want to be bothered. I placed a sign outside my door so no one would come knocking bothering me and here you are all peppy and grinning asking what I want? I want you pesky Neopets to stop bothering me..."

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Not the Same
Remember, every story has two sides...

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The Attack Leaf Myth: To Believe or Not to Believe?
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Gifts For The Month Of Celebrating
First of all, what do they like? Start asking your neofriends what they have really been wanting.

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How to Get the Best Offer For Your HTS Items
Whatever you do, don't panic. Do not accept a fraction of its price.

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I know a place to keep all your Mootix!

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Feepit Frenzy #7
Count Von Roo bites your neck!

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