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Neopian Nibbles: Krawk Island's Golden Dubloon!

Ahoy Neopian Times Readers! Food critics and first mates Riss (riss_chan) and Sammy (ciarza) have returned this week to review Krawk Island’s most famous restaurant, The Golden Dubloon! collaboration with ciarza

by riss_chan
Choosing a Petpet to match your lifestyle

How to choose the right Petpet for your lifestyle!

by ratty170170
Games to Challenge Neopia’s Wordsmiths

Do you fancy yourself a wordsmith? Do anagrams make you as jolly as a JubJub? Do you yearn to improve your vocabulary (or simply to show off your spelling skills)? If your answer to each of these was an enthusiastic “yes!” then I am happy to report that Neopets has a library of word games that can possibly match your library of books!

by privateuniverse
 
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"Kismet's "Easy" Job" by lugal222
“I t will be an easy job,” she said, Kismet thought with a groan as he stared at the fourteen swords pointing at his face. Three weeks ago, Kismet had been approached by an old Lenny. She hid her face, but Kismet could tell she was important; they way the Lenny spoke left no room for argument, so when she told him he was going to steal something for her, Kismet knew he would do exactly what was asked of him. To be fair, she spent the first half of their meeting buttering him up, talking about how he was the best Stealthy Krawk around and telling him about how she had heard of his exploits and was impressed. However, Kismet didn’t think his background of sneaking into places he wasn’t supposed to be and taking photos really qualified him to steal an item for her, but somehow she swayed him and so he found himself here: balancing precariously at the edge of a cliff while fourteen swords, and their owners, were ready to attack him.




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Kismet's "Easy" Job
“It will be an easy job,” she said, Kismet thought with a groan as he stared at the fourteen swords pointing at his face.

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Avatar Goldmine
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