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A Hero's Ballad: The Marrow

Rohane finds himself in a dingy tavern known as The Mangled Marrow...

by parody_ham
Sympathy for a Slushie Slinger

Because customers should be nicer to the slushie lady.

by thatdoodlebunny
PRIME TIME SLUSHIE

Back in year three, during the Month of Eating, a yellow Wocky professor used a time-travelling machine that crashed somewhere in ancient Tyrannia...

by cazcazig
 
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"Sympathy for a Slushie Slinger" by thatdoodlebunny
The ref’s whistle blew, signalling the end of the practice skirmish. Just in time too. Tulay, the newbie on Mystery Island’s team, had just sent a Darigan Yooyu through the net, cementing the team’s victory that day. Sure, this was a practice match, but it was the last practice match before the real games begin. She felt a large hand clap her on the back and a friendly, booming laugh. “Nice work today, Tulay,” her Mynci captain, Volgoth, chuckled, “The Darigan ones can be pretty tricky to handle.” Tulay smiled back, “Let’s hope I can keep this level of control in a real match. Most of the time, they go backwards on me.” “Oh yeah. Right into the net, eh Selmon?” Volgoth said cheekily. “Oh, like you haven’t!” the defender called back from across the field. This playful ribbing was common within the team. Tulay was so relieved to have been welcomed so easily.




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