| White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes* |
Circulation: 103,901,843 |
Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
So here I am, wearing Mama's apron. I'm in ready stance, holding a very threatening looking spoon and negg mixer. Neggs, beware.
Uncovering the Magma
Ahhhhh, the sky is falling!!!!! No wait, those are only gigantic boulders that are being violently spewed from that volcano over there. But wait! Are those innocent Tyrannians trapped in the paths of all those flaming boulders? Oh no, they need help! And with this guide, you can single-handedly save all of their lives... |
Will Something Happen?
I’ve read on the message boards about people complaining that instead of “Something Has Happened” often times “Nothing Has Happened” and for quite some time. They’ve not received a visit from Jacko the Phantom Painter and they certainly haven’t heard from the Bug Brothers in a while. Fortunately... |
 | Mysteries Revealed
Do you ever wonder how Mystery Island was started, and all of the things that have led up to today, in Year 7? Well, now you can find out! An ancient tome has been recovered and translated, and it's a record of all the many things that have happened since the discovery of the island itself... |
| Other Stories |
"Petpet for a Madman" by turquoisephoenix
The bell above the door tinkled harmoniously. The Usul jumped; after four days without a single purchase from anyone, the sound that would alert her of an entering customer seemed almost alien. Immediately, she set the pen and parchment down... |
"Kyrii Day Cake" by jen4ever4ree
It's Kyrii Day, the only day which would lead me to drag myself out of bed at five in the morning. Actually, I've never woken up at five in the morning on Kyrii Day before, but this year Mama decided I was good enough to bake our traditional Luxurious Kyrii Cake... |
"Serving the Sculptor" by twirlsncurls5
You must think me quite brave to dare call upon such a creepy home as this. I have but one explanation: the stomach of an orphan child fears no strange kitchen and their soaked fur strays from no shelter. Besides, I had figured this disregarded place to be abandoned... |
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 Serving the Sculptor
To say that Marek Alabaster was a charitable Skeith would
be a lie and to say he was a nice one would be almost laughable. But he was messy;
his living conditions were possibly the vilest I'd ever seen...
by twirlsncurls5 |
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 Nuria
When Nuria was born so long ago, upon a first
glance she had the normal, filmy wings of her fiery sisters but when she screwed
her pale face up and began to cry (as new babies often do), her wings burst into
flame...
by einstein20 |
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 Escape from the Space Station: Part One
My life began on the Virtupets Space Station.
I won't say that I was born there, because that implies having a family who
wanted you for you, even before you existed. I was created because there was
work to be done...
by sois_sage |
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