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A Letter to the Freaky Factory Thief

Dear Purple Grundo Sir,

Hello. I am a worker at what me and my coworkers have come to call the “Freaky Factory”, one of Krelufun’s toy factories. I have seen you there, on my shift, stealing toys from the line after I have just made them. I won’t ask you why you do such things, I only ask that you stop.

by moonandflowers

 
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Come Cook With Us: Altador Edition



For this week’s edition of Come Cook With Us, we’ve decided to take you to the heart of Altador and its culinary roots. With the Altador Cup is coming up very soon, we want to make sure that you know everything you need to know about how to prepare the best of Altador’s favourite dishes. Serve any one of these meals and no one will care if their team wins or loses the cup, they’ll be too distracted by your delicious cooking instead! Spinach and Feta Pie Who knew spinach could taste so good? Ingredients: 1kg fresh spinach, washed, dried, trimmed, and coarsely chopped 3 tablespoons Flask of Olive Oil 5 scallions stems, white and light-green parts only, trimmed and finely chopped 2 cups crumbled feta cheese (10 oz.) 1/2 cup finely grated Bleumaroo Cheese 2 large eggs, lightly whisked 1/2 cup finely chopped fresh dill 1/3 cup finely chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg salt, to taste To assemble the pie: 1/3 Flask of Olive Oil for brushing Eighteen sheets of frozen dough, thawed and at room temperature Directions: Pre-heat the oven to 160C. To make the filling, sauté a large handful of spinach on medium heat in a pan until it starts to wilt. Keep adding spinach into the pan and cook until all the spinach is wilted and bright green.



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8 Meridell Themed Wearables for the Altador Cup
Once a year, since the rediscover of Altador, we are pleased with Neopia’s greatest event: the Altador Cup! That said, it has become a tradition for a lot of Neopians to support their teams by customising their beloved Neopets with official clothing, trinkets and backgrounds made specifically for the event, such as team jerseys, flags, banners, make ups and many others. These items do a very good job when it comes to proudly baring your team’s logo and color schemes.

by rafa_potter

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The Altador Cup Guide for First Time Players
Each Summer in Neopia brings the Altador Cup and we as Neopians need to prepare for it every year! However, if you have never experienced one you may not know how to prepare like veteran players! Well, look no further! I have prepared a guide for first time players and spectators!

also by 0bibi0

by indebtedness


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Hope For New:Part Three
“How did you...Toto….but Melissa…I thought that...” I had so many questions, and I couldn’t finish a single one.

by hazelsmartotop

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Neovia's Corruption:Part Two
“I never really knew how eerie the Haunted Woods was until now.” Queen Nera commented as she followed King Altador through the dark forest. She didn't want to fall too far behind him. Who knows what was in these woods? It could be wraiths, dark faeries, or even worse...the Kiko Lake Team.

by trishabeakens

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Under the Iron Fist of Dr. Sloth - Ep. I
The Life of Zvak the Grundo

by xorag

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Please Be Quiet
my bad...

by piratesy



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