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Issue: 713 | 29th day of Celebrating, Y17 |
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Short Stories
 | Lana: Surveyor of the StormAn inquisitive, scientific Lutari goes out on a voyage; will this go according to plan or end in disaster?
by mbredboy31 |  | The April Fool That Fooled Us AllMy older (by only 1 day) and shorter ‘brother’, Harrund, a red Shoyru, and I were getting ready for our training when a female blue Aisha showed up, very unannounced, and seemed quite confused about being with us, too. “Who are you?” Harrund asked immediately.
by midnight_spell360 |  | It's All in the PresentationA roar of rage came from the Rainy Hollow Armoury. Lofty wrinkled his nose at the sound and entered the long building. To his very great surprise, a baby Skeith stood in the middle of the space, meaty hands clenched, green eyes glaring. Lofty approached the other baby, unsure of the stranger. Then, it came to him in an instant.
by 77thbigby |  | LoyaltyA Weewoo flew through the window of a rather plain Neohome, toting the latest Neopian Times. Rimos took the newspaper, thanked the small Petpet, and went to flip to the comic section for a laugh that early morning. Instead he received a shock.
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"It's All in the Presentation" by 77thbigby
A roar of rage came from the Rainy Hollow Armoury. Lofty wrinkled his nose at the sound and entered the long building. To his very great surprise, a baby Skeith stood in the middle of the space, meaty hands clenched, green eyes glaring. Lofty approached the other baby, unsure of the stranger. Then, it came to him in an instant.
Lofty knew who this was!
“Brawnson!” Lofty exclaimed, thick blue fur bristling in shock.
The baby Skeith turned to face Lofty. “Yes.”
“How did this happen?”
“Boochi happened. If I ever get my hands on that Bruce…”
Brawnson’s words hung heavily in the air. Lofty barely managed not to shudder.
“Thank Fyora Split Paint Brushes are cheap,” Brawnson muttered.
“You’re not going to stay baby, then?” Lofty asked.
Brawnson stared at the baby Yurble as if he never seen him before. Then, he snorted.
“No, I’m not. Lofty, you know I’m the armourer of Rainy Hollow. How can I do that if I’m a baby?” Brawnson’s green eyes still shone with heat.
“Have you tried?” Lofty flicked his cinnamon roll ears as he looked at his friend.
“Why would I do that?”
“Why not?”
Other Stories
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 Pass the Pound Cake!
If you’re like most Neopians, you probably indulged in many feasts, eating far too many Christmas cookies and helpings of turkey dinner. You might be feeling a little bloated and wondering why your pants are feeling a wee bit snug. You’ve probably even started feeling a little bit of food remorse. If you’re not sure, there are some common symptoms you can look out for.Also by dutchese159
by krispykritter6 |
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 Getting Started In The Stock Market
What if I told you that you can turn 15,000 Neopoints into 100,000 Neopoints through a simple game right here on Neopets? You don’t need to gamble your life away, or spend hours on flash games to do it. All you need to do is sit and wait for a while. You may think I’m making things up, but I assure you there is an easy way to do it.
by mob |
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 Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part One
This one was serious and was going to be the hardest one that the company had received in a while. The worst part was that I had to do it all without my best friend. In fact, the entire case revolved around her. It wasn't even a real case - it was just me trying to find her. Jane went missing about four days ago.
by chasing_stars44 |
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 Bottled Faeries Inc.: Part One
“So, what brings you to Bottled Faeries Inc.?” I found it hard to answer the question for multiple reasons. For starters, it was quite strange to see Balthazar, the infamous faerie bounty hunter, dressed in a three-piece suit and sitting behind a large mahogany desk.
by vanessa1357924680 |
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