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Dr. Frank Sloth's Dance Party

I always rather liked Sloth, he's just misunderstood. Poor fella.

by skittles0216
Plastic Flowers

The Xweetok closed his eyes and tried to remember a happier time. A time when things weren't so grey and empty, a time when he didn't have to worry...

by dayoflove
A Darker Side of Neopia

I was named Velnai, and I was a beautiful Red Mynci.

by i_love_my_kitty_4
Like a Faerietale

Everything has a bright side, even your plushies coming to life.

by ivyann204
Prigpants and Swolthy: Hats Off to You!

We are, after all, the most accomplished pair of tailors in Neovia.

Also by secant

by rosabellk

Jackpot

Luck doesn't always work the way you want it, but karma will....

by limenutrocks
Released

"I would like you to release a prisoner," Lord Darigan said lightly, turning away from Vex again.

"Release?" Vex sputtered.

by laurapet131

Adopted

"You lied to me! Both of you!" he said, finally turning to face his original owner.

by warriorsrock965
The Patterns We Make

"Hey sir," came a voice to his side. "Can you spare a few neopoints?"

by frazeocity
Independence

"I realize that Grundo Independence Day is right around the corner, but honestly, what's all the hype about?"

by oklahoma217
Disgusting

"Promise me you'll run away if you see one alone. Any mutant creature. They're dangerous. They support Sloth himself!"

by dudeiloled
Mutant Tales

"Mutants act just like anyone else; they just look different. The reason that you've seen so many today is because it's Mutant Day today."

by solcana64
 
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"Released" by laurapet131
Darigan looked up, his face blank—or, more correctly, his emotions hidden behind a blank face. "Ah, yes. I require a favor of you, Vex." Vex nodded, mentally running through a list of things that Lord Darigan could require of him. Take care of a new prisoner? Spend less time playing Cellblock? Keep his cell guards in line? "I would like you to release a prisoner," Lord Darigan said lightly, turning away from Vex again...




Other Stories


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Paint Brush Polls: Robot
Over 200 users voted and the top 10 pets are on display below. Prepare yourself to be awed--just don't stand too close, in case someone short-circuits...

by kallykat_03

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Courtesy on the Neoboards
Some plain and simple rules any Neopian should follow whilst on the boards.

by chax1414

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Learn to Fly: Part Two
"I offer you a medicine of seemingly magical properties – a miracle potion, if you will – and you reject it?"

by cactusthorn2151

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One Usuki Fanatic, One Important Lesson: Part Two
The next day, after Neoschool, Tallie started for the Usukiland store. Seven million Neopoints made her backpack unbearably heavy.

by thediractor

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PrePAWSterous
Coincidence??

by pau_meow

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Party in Neopia!
Everybody has to go!

by tweakley



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