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The Auctioneer

George hated his job.

by evoness
Dr. Death (The Sing Along Version)

Some may look at him and wonder: Does he have no regret?

by natalia_ivanovna
Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

"Silverweed spoke with me yesterday. He explained what was really going on."

by aizar
No, Adee, I Don't Think Anyone Wants a Neobadge

Jhudora! What did we learn yesterday about two wrongs not making a right?

by ava_ked
Grundo

But the Ixi just continued to cry until her mother picked me up off the shelf and reluctantly asked the shopkeeper, "How much for the blue grundo?"

by rhosymedre
Unexpected Visit

Thade was taken aback. Never in all his years of having Neopians visit his castle had any of them "just wanted to talk."

by kitty02695
The Longest Lend

After all, being transferred was a common thing for Cricket, but there was still something of an exciting risk to it...

Also by 777lehuanani

by happyhaz

Missing

"Well, where is she?" her owner asked, seeing her enter the kitchen alone.

by bananahorn
Of Ray Guns and Space Pirates

He awoke to the alarm's high-pitched wail. Warning lights flashed around him; someone was trying to board his ship.

by roeder123456
Dreaming in Snow

I could hear the Snowager's snores echoing around the cave walls...

by charmandersforever
 
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"Of Ray Guns and Space Pirates" by roeder123456
Looking out the Voxain III's front window, he could see another ship, one that looked ready to fall apart. He paled when he realized who the strangers were. Pirates. The very word filled him with dread. He had fought with space pirates before, but he had always had a crew to back him up. This time, he was alone. And they were already on his ship. Still, he knew he wouldn't let them just...




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A Guide To Understanding Abbreviations On The Boards
This guide is to help some people who find it hard to decipher the acronyms and abbreviations that are now so widely used on the boards it's become normal to use them!

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Fashion For Minions
What? Minions can be fashionable too. =)

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The Traitor: Part Nine
"I have decided that the best thing – indeed the only thing – for me to do is to arrive as quickly as possible at Meridell Castle to set straight whatever has gone awry."

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Inheritance: Part Four
She was convinced that it wouldn't work. Life wasn't like it was for the characters in the tales she had enjoyed...

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Starry Stuff
Err... I think that will make me more ill--

Idea by jrtluver1994

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The Neopian Tragedies
What a cute little plushie...

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